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invented a new saying: 'measuring a flaccid dick'. it means ur not taking someone at their best

03.03.2026 04:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ace attorney but they suck each other off

01.03.2026 03:50 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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i wonder if the nft guys are AI bros now

28.02.2026 03:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

thinking about the 1860s japanese guy that went to the netherlands and came back to japan like 'guys dont bother learning dutch. the netherlands isnt a world power anymore. we've spent 200 years learning the wrong foreign language, learn french or something'

26.02.2026 17:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

me teaching my robot daughter to count

26.02.2026 17:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

one cannot count to 10 without saying 67

26.02.2026 13:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i dont think anyone is that good at talking about it normally unfortunately

25.02.2026 13:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

didnt ask XD

25.02.2026 11:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Open cold war 'history' book

No mention of how Big Boss saved the world

Close it

24.02.2026 19:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Community gooning in 3 hours

24.02.2026 19:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

frequent issue

24.02.2026 15:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I take their money and run away

24.02.2026 08:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I should diversify my savings and investments across a bunch of different funds and mediums and compile all the information on how to access it on a piece of microfilm called the philosophers legacy which will be inherited by a member of the Russian government sparking an international incident and

24.02.2026 07:21 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

buy my product. it connects to an app on ur phone. it stops working when my startup shuts down

23.02.2026 04:07 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ok bozo

23.02.2026 02:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thats the best part

23.02.2026 02:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They're killing me tmrw for being a slow reader

22.02.2026 16:22 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

its so sad that technology and new fucked up business models literally just outpace regulations. so by the time people are talking about regulating it, a bunch of politicians already consider it economically important

22.02.2026 07:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

there goes my hero

22.02.2026 01:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hades 2 prometheus is so babygirl

21.02.2026 13:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Broth Movie
The Broth Movie 2: BROTHers In Arms
The Broth Movie 3: The Death Of Broth

21.02.2026 05:56 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Why robots have navels

21.02.2026 02:49 — 👍 1224    🔁 224    💬 7    📌 1

Me asf

20.02.2026 19:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ngl i just assumed k-space was some sex thing until i read the rest of the post

20.02.2026 09:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

no, always be proud ❤️

20.02.2026 09:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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stick lets u slowly lick the candy, and take it out of ur mouth even when its coated in spit. without stick it would be all sticky in ur hand once it has spit on it. so u would need to put candy in ur mouth in one go, the experience of popping it out again like ur sucking dick would be gone

20.02.2026 07:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this sounds way too easy

20.02.2026 01:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0