Genesis

No one reads anymore. No one makes money doing this. And none of it is real. Come join the mass delusion of creative writing with us

a movie called nosferatatouille, where a bat sits on draculas head and turns him into a world-renowned pastry chef

Me *orders our food fluently in Italian to impress my date*

McDonalds drive-thru employee: what

2. Way way way too many. Honestly thinking about starting up that tumblr blogging shit again

1. I’ll be totally honest, it’s only cause I saw my friends on it and thought “fuck it, why not?”

hey, just wanted to drop a quick note demanding that 20 million or so people immediately and fundamentally alter their posting behavior to conform to my expectations. mine specifically. thanks

I know we’ve never posted but like yeah (totally not stolen from @legionclan.bsky.social, totally…)