bwett

this was 2012.

dark mode is easier on the eyes

long time no talk

happy birthday to me :)

in short; i’m gonna kms

so there’s this guy i’m friends with who’s a couple years older than me, an ex emo kid, has photographed a bunch of bands I like, is super cute, has a big dick, and i’m pretty sure i have a big fat crush on him(he’s not gay)

Perfect Celebrity is the best song on Mayhem

In my life, I’ve always prided myself on being able to make decisions when I need to and coming to conclusions pretty quickly, but what I’ve had to realize recently; is I’m wrong. I’m so wrong.

woah

😍

boom clap

I just wanted to raise my sperm count

I also dug up the first dick pic I ever took and sent to someone. I was 19 I think

“Idk. I love you a lot and I know you know some of the story so I want a hug and to talk 😔” WHAT

and it’s canon he likes getting his ass eaten

i just know it’s thick thick

what could you possibly have to say to me

you ruined a relationship between my best friend and her boyfriend and now you wanna message me saying you need to talk? to me? About fucking what dude?

men really have nothing but the fucking audacity

he’s so hot tho ughhhb

penis

@ghostcub.bsky.social miss you

i came across a video of me sucking dick and you can clearly hear Death Becomes Her playing in the background

King Kandy in his PsyBug form is on my hear me out cake and I don’t wanna talk about it

i went down a twitter hole and remembered @aspicynugget.bsky.social has my lips tattoos on his juicy buttcheek. iconic

girl why are you screaming

my best friend(who won a “top chef” type bartending competition in my city) made me a peperonchini martini

this was the view that I had while I was taking a piss on a pirate ship in San Diego

This is a burrito I ordered the other day, why is it so big

i was very drunk in both of these