Professor Taelstrum

Professor Taelstrum

@professortaelstrum.bsky.social

Professor Taelstrum is a world-renowned storyteller of the Steampunk variety. His stories are guaranteed to amaze and delight. You may also know him as Hobbes. He lives a life of multitudes. https://professortaelstrum.wordpress.com

356 Followers 303 Following 112 Posts Joined Oct 2024
10 months ago

I tried to watch The Last of Us, but I couldn't even get through a third of the first episode without my anxiety spiking so hard I had to give up. It's a shame, because it looks so good.

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1 year ago

Trump: Do as I say.
Canada: No.
Trump: Do as I say or I'll shoot myself in the foot!
Canada: Still no.
Trump: *bang* Look what you made me do! Now, are you going to do as I say?
Canada: No sir.
Trump: *bang* My pain is your fault! Do as I say or... *looks at Vance*
Canada: Oh, this should be good.

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11 months ago
“Hope” is the thing with feathers “Hope” is the thing with feathers - That perches in the soul - And sings the tune without the words - And never stops - at all - And sweetest - in the Gale - is heard - And sore must be the storm - T...

“Hope” is the thing with feathers
By Emily Dickinson

“Hope” is the thing with feathers -
That perches in the soul -
And sings the tune without the words -
And never stops - at all -

Click here to see the rest:
www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/42889/...

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1 year ago
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Concerns Over Targeting of Pagan Community in Pickens, SC - News, Paganism, Politics, Religion, The Wild Hunt, U.S., Witchcraft Witchcraft & Pagan News - Reports indicate that a Christian church allegedly harassed a Wiccan vendor, sparking community backlash in support of both the vendor and the market. The church now frames t...

Reports indicate that a Christian church allegedly harassed a Wiccan vendor, sparking community backlash in support of both the vendor and the market. The church now frames this response as an act of Christian persecution. #paganism #witchcraft #witchsky #wiccan
wildhunt.org/2025/02/conc...

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1 year ago
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1 year ago

Check out the classy sore losers in the background.

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1 year ago
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Well, this is satisfying.

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1 year ago
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The Gulf of Mexico is the name given by its first colonizers, the Spanish and then the Europeans.

But ancient Indigenous Mayan civilization named it Chactemal, meaning "the red place."

So let's reject colonial rule and go back to it's original Mayan name.

MAKE THE GULF CHACTEMAL AGAIN!

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1 year ago
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Proud Boys Lose Control of Their Name to a Black Church They Vandalized A judge awarded the trademarked name and symbols to a Washington church to help satisfy a $2.8 million judgment against the far-right group.

Well, this is satisfying.

www.nytimes.com/2025/02/03/u...

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1 year ago
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In a world of baseball caps, wear a Bowler.

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1 year ago

King Cole tea is owned by a company in New Brunswick. And it's damn fine tea!

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1 year ago
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a man in a pirate hat says you are without doubt the worst pirate i 've ever heard of . ALT: a man in a pirate hat says you are without doubt the worst pirate i 've ever heard of .

Unrelated: It's a Pirate's Life for me!

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1 year ago

Killed my Amazon Prime and my Disney+ subscriptions. I know it's a drop in the bucket of resistance to American threats, but it's what I can do.

I hope that something gets resolved before the end of March. I would hate to cancel my trip to Tucson because it's too dangerous for Canadians to travel.

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1 year ago
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Support Canadian alternatives!

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1 year ago

When Canada decides to stop providing electricity to the Americans, I decree that the lights be turned off during the Super Bowl.

The secret to biting comedy is timing.

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1 year ago
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Custom feed builder Graze is building a business on Bluesky, and investors are paying attention A startup called Graze, which lets you build your own feeds for the Bluesky social network, has caught investors’ attention. In addition to offering tools to easily build, customize, publish, and manage Bluesky feeds, Graze will soon allow feed creators…

Custom feed builder Graze is building a business on Bluesky, and investors are paying attention

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1 year ago

Doesn't anyone remember when Trump repealed train regulations, which contributed to the derailment in East Palestine, Ohio? I can't be the only one who sees a pattern with the aerial collision in Washington.

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1 year ago
TikTok - Make Your Day

A message from the Professor about WWWC 2025!

vm.tiktok.com/ZMk4ADK8K/

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1 year ago

Next time I see you, I'll teach you the basics!

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1 year ago

I haven't been swing dancing in over a month. I'm rusty.

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1 year ago
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Jim Acosta announces on air that he's leaving CNN and says, "it is never a good time to bow down to a tyrant ... don't give in to the lies."

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1 year ago

For the first time since I've been diagnosed as having type 2 diabetes, I tested my blood sugars at 5.5. Normally, I've been testing at between 6 and 10. Feels great!

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1 year ago

I'm guessing I would need permission to make a CD of these covers, right?

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1 year ago

If I ever release a Ukulele cover album, it will be called "Songs that sound ridiculous on the Ukulele." It will include:
* Staying Alive (Bee Gees)
* Get Lucky (Daft Punk)
* The Look (Roxette)
* Chocolate Jesus (Tom Waits)
* Dragula (Rob Zombie)

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1 year ago

I'm still trying to get used to this denture. I sound like I'm an old man who should be mining for gold in Dawson city.

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1 year ago

I`m sure at some point, there will be an American who is recorded shouting "You can't do this to me! I voted for Trump! This isn't fair! Trump said he wouldn't do this to me! I voted for him!"

I'll start the clock now.

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1 year ago

Oh insomnia... how I have not missed you.

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1 year ago
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The Tale of Mr. Morton YouTube video by Skee-Lo - Topic

Did you know the Skee-Lo covered this song? I have this album. It does indeed rock.

youtu.be/VHeigxbqStQ?...

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1 year ago
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Melodysheep: Charlie Chaplin - Let Us All Unite! YouTube video by kingston2007

This speech is over 80 years old, and it's still relevant.

youtu.be/ouzKl0oD6sU?...

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1 year ago

Today is a day I've been dreading. I'm going to see the dentist to have more teeth pulled, then getting my first denture.

I'm going to get emotional. Hopefully I'll be able to keep it together until I get home, but I might lose it in the metro.

Herne, give me strength.

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