@frankspeaks.bsky.social
Just as Biscuit was nearing the elevator the clunky shoe of the night custodian brought an end to his hunt for a tasty companion. In the afterlife he looked like a pile of sand. Death by Skechers. Funeral by Hoover. Rest In Peace, Biscuit. Rest in pieces.
Lindsey Graham is just Laura Loomer in drag.
It doesn’t need to be silver, or stray, or the only one in the chamber.
Because there’s no strong woman to railroad here. Just a bunch of idiots with half a sick between them.
SNL should parody this with Susan Sarandon and Geena Davis. Stephen Colbert can be Eagle Man. He can show up at various points along their journey offering protection. When they drive off the cliff he’s there flapping his wings and they ask to take him up on his offer but, alas, it’s too late. Boom!
“There are a bunch of floating barrels just sitting there.”
Well, what is it? Are they floating? Or are they sitting?
You’ve outdone yourself, sir.
Plays well with nature. A feature of every FLLW structure.
There’s a reason a hick accent doesn’t project intelligence
Valid questions, Dell. And I don’t have the answer. But I do have these tassels that if I attach them to my nipples correctly, the way the GOP wants me to, and if I spin them clockwise (my view, not yours), I get the feeling I’m casting an illegal vote. Or maybe it’s a vote for Putin. Or Lindsey.
Or…and you know where I’m going with this,
You’re probably right. Designed by the jackasses that aided AI
Let me guess, designed by AI?
But as is. They don’t get to send him back if he fails the physical or tries to talk them into invading Cuba.
I wonder if the Wichita lineman is still on the line?
Rumor has it he was in cahoots with Putin’s cajones
Why only 20x? Why not 30 or 60, or 120x. That’s the ticket! Hit’em one-hundred-and-twenty times harder, that’s sure to make gas affordable again.
As a friend of mine from El Salvador always said, The Jews killed Jesus.
I guess it makes sense they’d want him to remain that way.
He is what he is and he ain’t what he ain’t and those of us with a brain have know the difference all along. T’ain’t no taint like the taint of T’rumplethelikesofwhichyou’veneverseen.
My downward trend should lead me to zero followers in 15 months. Unless I speed up my plan to piss everyone off with my bizarre take on that which is already bizarre. I’m going to need to bake some biscuits for this show down.
Taillights reflect on the pavement revealing the sorcerer’s face.
A magic portal opens.
My grandparents on my mom’s side had friends from Nova Scotia. Does that count?
I must agree
I hope by firing they mean squad.
Please turn off all ceiling fans while taping, and stop calling Israel, Izzy. It makes the country sound like a cool neighbor who borrowed a cup of sugar to make cookies when we all know Bibi doesn’t know how to bake.
This person needs to hire a graphic designer. That font is as hard to read as a NYT opinion piece about the orange waste of time.
Yes indeed, the economy does seem to be red hot and firing on all pistons. Someone needs to drag the KY GOP out of their time warp. No one talks like that anymore. We have computers now. How many gigabytes equals one piston? And how many pistons does a computer have? My dildo is at least one piston.
Yes, yes, Mickey. Please say all that one more time with a dick in your mouth. Your choices are:
A) Trump
B) Hegseth
C) Rubio
D) Bibi
E) all of the above
F) Lindsey will do it for you
Most hilarious is “if someone comes to my country I’m not going to be demanding answers to sensitive topics.” You mean, I don’t have the knowledge of world affairs to engage a foreigner about their politics. She thought she’d be safe in a mostly white country.
