Formica Dinette

I had a long, busy day at work. I may wait until tomorrow to catch catch up on the news.

Sweasel is very caring and just wants to help people—especially twinks.

Don't you post this every couple months? I swear I've seen you post this in August.

Festive *and* creative!

"robust" 😄

There are few foods I downright loathe, but licorice can fuck right off.

I'm cackling!

I can only imagine the snark. I slept in this morning, but I'll drop the bomb in the work chat shortly.

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This is damn near NYT Pitchbot material

Curiously, they only sell vanilla soft serv

Yes and yes!

His glasses remind me of that woman in the conservative couple who have something like five kids—and now a podcast. Why can't I remember their names?! She has a thing for wearing bonnets.

I'm going to slip them a note under the door while you're at work.

Pretty sure Dan Savage covered all of this in the first few years of Savage Love.

Hey, @meghancolleen.bsky.social! I don't know if this is helpful.

Hello, Wednesday scrollers - are you still shopping? I've got ideas and discounts!

Some people are disabled, some people are assholes, some people are both. Most of the time it's none of my business.

Thousands of Washington state Medicare users could soon have claims denied by AI Starting Jan. 1, traditional Medicare recipients in Washington state will face a new hurdle to get certain procedures covered — private AI companies that get paid based on how many claims they deny.

RFK Jr. is praising private insurers for removing prior authorization while he is ramping up a pilot program requiring AI-led prior authorization for Medicare patients in 6 states, including WA state, which will delay and deny care for seniors.
 
No AI prior authorization. No way.

🧵 of book recs

NOOOOOO!!!!

OMFG JFC NO

A large polar bear sploots on the snow-covered tundra and gnaws on an old, dry piece of carcass. He's facing the camera and looks up distractedly.

Polar bears are intelligent and will look for ways to keep busy when they have nothing better to do. Gnawing on this dry carcass is exactly that - a mindless way to pass the time while waiting for the bay to freeze. #BearSeason2025 #mammals 🌿

But weird, friend/friends and mean!

NOT A ASS OUT PASS OUT PHOTO They didn't have to do my guy like that

I also love cats, so that may explain my preference for goats.

Goats are cuter than sheep. I'm pretty sure it says so in the Bible.

I may be reading too much into it, but it often sounds like that "one of the good ones" bullshit to me.

What an unnecessarily roundabout way of saying he doesn't like your nails—which is particularly strange if you didn't ask for his opinion.