drifty

helly yeah i'm screaming (helly from severance screaming) it's a joke do you remember those?!??!

accidentally became important at work

a man in a suit and tie is dancing with his hands in the air Alt: a man in a suit and tie is dancing with his hands in the air

Dialing in for Thursday night Severance crew 🫡

happy severance day

a portrait of Helly R from Severance, done with watercolor and colored pencils. her profile is bright against the dark background, and there's a bright green chip inside her head

happy #severance day

“Say Mark, did you tell her you fucked her outtie at the ORTBO?” #Severance

Thanks to everyone in #severance world who waited for season 2, and to all the people who have discovered us.
So grateful for such a connected and invested audience and the incredible fan art and discussion that has come out of your commitment to the show.

deadline.com/2025/02/seve...

It’s what you are when you don’t watch?

This severance edit is why they wanted to ban tiktok 🤣🤣🤣

Dylan G.

[ #severance #fanart ]

testando e treinando com os severance já que hoje é dia de ruptura

#severance #severancefanart #severancespoilers

Woe. Frolic. Dread. Malice. #severance

happy severance eve to those who celebrate

the work is mysterious and important #severance

Almost zero tolerance.
My @smh @theage cartoon.

and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My brian

A man is about to undress for his partner. He says "before we have sex, I should warn you... I have crab." His partner narrows his eyues and asks "uh... do you mean crabs?" The crab man says "no, it's just the one." He pulls down his pants to reveal a hermit crab is inhabiting his urethra. The other man is clearly not down.

Start your own website. Run your own blog. Use decentralized and open-sourced platforms

@ghost.org is a great open-sourced blogging platform and website builder
Pixelfed is doing great work for images and runs on the social web

Support open social projects so your homes on the web don't fall apart

if your marvel rivals is crashing its memory leaks, kernel errors, driver corruptions, and heavy disk usage its nothing you can do just enjoy quick play hopefully they do something about it soon

you can drive without brakes if you want, there's nothing stopping you

Nerd and Tiger are sitting on a bench. Nerd gives Tiger a kiss on a cheek, it makes Tiger jump away from joy. She jumps back and returns the cheek-kiss.

He’ll forever be guilty.

whenever you find yourself suddenly waking up in a mysterious hospital room alone first thing you gotta do is just yank a bunch of IVs out of your arm. just yank the shit out of them

sticks and stones

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #4,958,150!

GRAVITY FALLS É CINEMA