𝐰𝐞𝐛 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐡𝐞𝐦[?]『 地獄の使者!! 』

LMFAO !!!

Sal Buscema (1936-2026)

Checchetto, of course.

The Devil (2019), Issue ... 25?
and The Spider (2024) Issue . . . 7??

/ wait that's her fucking mom... wait - wait, hold on... hold - hang on. that's her /mom/

"I need to calm down. Everything's fine ... I'm an adult."

Well, that was just THE most understood motion across all languages, cultures, and ideologies. In English it roughly translated to,

"𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐘𝐎𝐔!"

You know what the MOST understood motion across all languages, cultures, and ideologies was? See, being half-symbiote, April's a bit of a culture appreciator.

She KNOWS how to make herself understood no matter where she is. And this, right here? This BIG cowboy haymaker thrown at Raven's jaw?

"We never have 'great goodbyes', Old Man. We're 0-and-3 right now."

Has she been 'GOOD'? PFFT. Don't make her laugh; she can't cough right now. It wouldn't look cool.

"M'okay... No worse than I usually am." Inhale. Head turned to exhale away from him. "...Missed you."

"Are you sure...? 'Cause I talked to Murdock, and HE said, Legally? You can't."

She'd call him right now just to laugh as he 'Huh?' and 'What??''d her to death over the phone. Knees draw together to give the big* lug some space, and then as soon as he's down, she finds his shoulder with her head.

[ C ] 2026.

/ in this house we live and die for donna troy

ㅤ

/ hey, beloved! Me too, please! @uncannyspiderman.bsky.social

Not sure what account you're on right now, but you can pop me on that list too. Thank you for your time.

Mayday the Magnificent? Over at uh ... Davida's I think? Or Courtney's? One of those bit players, I can't keep them all straight in my head~

Woah, that dark out already? Gotta go. Avengers meeting, told Mainframe I'd be there... woof. LATER, POPS!

I'm so sure. Listen, it's neither here nor there whether you spent your formative years being a bum, wasting your potential, and playing up being a geeky dweeby dweeb-geek.

What matters right here, right now? Is that I'm not a bum, and your legacy is safe ... in my sister's hands.

lotus

prayed for your downfall, and my prayers were answered. Where's the fucking

The problem is, you really DO go about in great pity for yourself...

/ clearly, I was meant to write a Madame Webb on this website. But Dakota Johnson ruined that possibility, and indeed that whole timeline.

Pete. Buddy.

Imagine being alive to witness the happiest wife guy of all time linking up with someone the literal foundational forces of reality WILL NOT allow to get married.

[ conflicted ]

/ Donny just wanted to play action figures again, and he forced us all to sit and watch him do just that. oh well, at least we still have ..... ???

/ 'skimmed'. I'd skip the WHOLE of the Cates run. Opening it up with a big middle finger to 'Hulks Must Forgive Hulks' soured me immediately.

With your broke ass ... I can't stand you.

Get your money up, not your funny up, Parker.

Imagine being SUCH a bum that it permeates moves and motions you've not even been scouted for yet.

Panel from Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man #5 (1977) With a BLANG! Spider-Man falls into a pair of trash cans, sending garbage through the air. He thinks: 'Oy! Did I HAVE to be -- THAT right?!'

"YOU'RE A FUCKING M̸O̴N̸S̵T̵E̸R̴, I KNOW YOU CAN DO WORSE."

Pissing her off! All this, 'I was gentle. I was playing around self-adulating bullshit was pissing. her. off! So bad that all the blue veins in her whitening knuckles were rotting into a sickly, angry black.

"Now stop talking... and c'mere."

Great, 'cause she's already making a fucking meal out of rolling up the blue & black of her plaid sleeve; letting little shadows lift her hair and tie it away from her eyes.

"Yeah? Real comforting t'hear you stuck to hurting folks in their heads and hearts instead. Real magnanimous of you, 𝙢𝙤𝙢."