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Security engineer ๐Ÿ” | dad | nerd | overthinker Tech, games, photography, food, and theme parks. he/him | ally Posts (like some opinions) expire.

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If hotels insist on using your key to get to your floor, it should work every time.

Been stuck traveling random floors a few times this defcon.

09.08.2025 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If anyone happens to find this Keyport knife and flashlight combo, that also has an attached black paracord with a black DC32 bead, I would really love to get it back! If you turn it into the @keyport.me booth in the #DEFCON vendor area, there will be a #reward in store!

#lostandfound #DEFCON33

09.08.2025 16:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A conference badge shaped like an eagle with outstretched wings, wearing headphones, and red eyes. The eagleโ€™s chest features a shield with the words โ€œALL YOUR DATAโ€ above vertical stripes. The badge is attached to a lanyard with the EFF logo and colorful pixel patterns

A conference badge shaped like an eagle with outstretched wings, wearing headphones, and red eyes. The eagleโ€™s chest features a shield with the words โ€œALL YOUR DATAโ€ above vertical stripes. The badge is attached to a lanyard with the EFF logo and colorful pixel patterns

Hell yeah @eff.org badge acquired. #defcon33

08.08.2025 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Saw this talk live and def my fav one so far.

Hopefully Securam will now fix the flaws.

08.08.2025 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Person taking a mirror selfie wearing a black T-shirt with a cartoon-style green bomb character smiling and giving a thumbs-up. The shirt text reads โ€œHANG IN THEREโ€ above the bomb and โ€œIT GETS WORSEโ€ below. The person is making a peace sign with their left hand and wearing salmon-colored shorts.

Person taking a mirror selfie wearing a black T-shirt with a cartoon-style green bomb character smiling and giving a thumbs-up. The shirt text reads โ€œHANG IN THEREโ€ above the bomb and โ€œIT GETS WORSEโ€ below. The person is making a peace sign with their left hand and wearing salmon-colored shorts.

A sticker shaped like an evil-looking paperclip with red eyes, placed on a large green letter โ€œRโ€ on a black background. The stickerโ€™s speech bubble says, โ€œIt looks like youโ€™re exfiltrating data, would you like help?โ€

A sticker shaped like an evil-looking paperclip with red eyes, placed on a large green letter โ€œRโ€ on a black background. The stickerโ€™s speech bubble says, โ€œIt looks like youโ€™re exfiltrating data, would you like help?โ€

Sup hackers, if you see me around ask for your very own Skippy sticker! Happy defcon all! #defcon33

08.08.2025 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A sticker of a sinister-looking paperclip mascot with red eyes is placed on a large green letter โ€œRโ€ printed on a dark textured background. The sticker includes a speech bubble that says, โ€œIt looks like youโ€™re exfiltrating data, would you like help?โ€

A sticker of a sinister-looking paperclip mascot with red eyes is placed on a large green letter โ€œRโ€ printed on a dark textured background. The sticker includes a speech bubble that says, โ€œIt looks like youโ€™re exfiltrating data, would you like help?โ€

Added skippy to the sticker wall at defcon.

07.08.2025 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Finding a way into defcon that doesnโ€™t involve walking across the sun has been a challenge.

07.08.2025 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A wide view of a street with a faded yellow median line and cracked asphalt, bordered by a concrete curb and a strip of grass in the foreground. Across the road is a low tan brick wall behind which sit several industrial train cars, including white and rust-colored tankers and a gray freight car with graffiti. Behind the train is a sparse desert landscape with a scattering of bushes and utility poles, and a clear sky filled with wispy clouds. Wind turbines are faintly visible in the distance on the right.

A wide view of a street with a faded yellow median line and cracked asphalt, bordered by a concrete curb and a strip of grass in the foreground. Across the road is a low tan brick wall behind which sit several industrial train cars, including white and rust-colored tankers and a gray freight car with graffiti. Behind the train is a sparse desert landscape with a scattering of bushes and utility poles, and a clear sky filled with wispy clouds. Wind turbines are faintly visible in the distance on the right.

Soonโ„ข๏ธ

#roadtodefcon

06.08.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I knew what was going to happen when I clicked and I still did it

05.08.2025 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think itโ€™s a Poki bowl lunch kind of day.

05.08.2025 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s cool Iโ€™ll trade them security tips for a press pass to it.

05.08.2025 17:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looks like a bunch of theme park influencers are going to Vegas this weekend for horror unleashed. Someone needs to give them an opsec rundown because defcon. ๐Ÿ˜…

05.08.2025 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m so tired

04.08.2025 21:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Alex on twitter writes: "Someone on Twitter writes: "Youโ€™re a menswear writer. You donโ€™t know anything about manufacturing in America, or steel mills, or metallurgy, or CNC machining, or how anything is produced from raw material into a finished product in this country or anywhere. Stick to writing about โ€œmenโ€™s fashion.""

I reply: "i actually had a career in knifemaking before this. the reason why you can't avoid tariffs in knifemaking is because everyone relies on Gobelin machinery. are you aware of this?"

Alex replies: "Gobelin machinery? What exactly are you referring to?"

I reply: "you Gobelin DEEZ NUTS!"

Alex on twitter writes: "Someone on Twitter writes: "Youโ€™re a menswear writer. You donโ€™t know anything about manufacturing in America, or steel mills, or metallurgy, or CNC machining, or how anything is produced from raw material into a finished product in this country or anywhere. Stick to writing about โ€œmenโ€™s fashion."" I reply: "i actually had a career in knifemaking before this. the reason why you can't avoid tariffs in knifemaking is because everyone relies on Gobelin machinery. are you aware of this?" Alex replies: "Gobelin machinery? What exactly are you referring to?" I reply: "you Gobelin DEEZ NUTS!"

"stick to menswear"

04.08.2025 16:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35654    ๐Ÿ” 3903    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 857    ๐Ÿ“Œ 482
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Amazon slashes Wondery podcast team as focus shifts to video, five years after Appleโ€™s $400M interest - 9to5Mac Five years ago, Apple reportedly considered acquiring podcast studio Wondery for around $400 million. At the time, Spotify and other...

Itโ€™s almost like โ€œowningโ€ podcasts and shoehorning them into your company is a terrible idea. Now a great podcast network is running on a skelton crew until Amazon finishes the job of closing them all together.

9to5mac.com/2025/08/04/a...

04.08.2025 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Since itโ€™s hacker summercamp time and you may be going to a few conferences, allow me to share my favorite Outlook rule.

To: you (obvs)
Message body includes: Unsubscribe

Move to: whatever folder you like
Mark as read

04.08.2025 16:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Needs more RGB

03.08.2025 18:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ipconfig /flushdns

03.08.2025 17:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know it will never happen but Iโ€™d love a Buck-ees in California. Just like one between LA and Bay Area will do.

02.08.2025 20:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you for your service. ๐Ÿซก

No bitching from me. Iโ€™ll be in line with some drinks and positive attitude ๐Ÿ˜…

02.08.2025 19:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Find someone that includes you in stuff like ChatGPT includes em dashes.

02.08.2025 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh yikes! The tea is always in the history! Lol

01.08.2025 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’ฏ

01.08.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Blades of grass look so clear with it

01.08.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Enjoy! Happy to answer any questions or if you run into issues!

01.08.2025 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Todayโ€™s infosec quote โ€œif you dig in the kitty litter, youโ€™re going to find some shit.โ€

31.07.2025 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hate Hate Hate The Grinch GIF Alt: The Grinch saying hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate double hate, loathe entirely
31.07.2025 17:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m once again forced to decide what to have for lunch. I canโ€™t keep living like this.

31.07.2025 17:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
https://media0.giphy.com/media/ANbD1CCdA3iI8/200.gif Fry from futurama narrowing his eyes because heโ€™s suspicious

When youโ€™re working on a google doc and upon opening it you see your manager is viewing it.

31.07.2025 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Proton Authenticator: Private, secure 2FA authenticator | Proton Protect your accounts with Proton Authenticator, an end-to-end encrypted, open source, and ad-free two-factor authentication (2FA) app available across devices.

If you donโ€™t already have a 2-factor authentication app or are looking to migrate to a different one, Looks like @proton.me just came out with one. If you use other Proton products or are looking into more privacy-focused tools, this looks like a good one.

proton.me/authenticator

31.07.2025 16:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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