CatMallo

CatMallo

@catmallo.bsky.social

Queer motorcycle girl pretending to be a software engineer and fooling everyone. Tabletop game lover. she/her pronouns. 🪬 but not 🇮🇱

32 Followers 26 Following 17 Posts Joined Aug 2023
3 months ago
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Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.

Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.

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4 months ago
Hebrew calligraphy in dark green stretches in lines across the image. Negative space makes room for a simple representation of an inflatable frog costume with a blue bandana. That shape consists of the English translation of the Hebrew, in a lighter green, and in much smaller text.
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Famously, the Egyptian tyrant causes Egypt to be overrun with frogs because he refuses to free the Hebrew people, but there are additional details that make this a fun one to ponder. For one, the Hebrew says "the frog came up" - ONE frog - even though the rest of the time it says "frogs." So there are a few explanations rabbis have come up with to explain this. One is that a single frog multiplied to create swarms. A more creative explanation is that there was a singular giant frog who traveled and brought destruction. Jewish social media was sharing videos of the Portland Frog protester with the caption, "One Big Frog! One Big Frog!" Of course the frog protesters did multiply, and many were seen in crowds all over the world on "No Kings" Day. This calligraphic work takes the verses addressing the frog plague and combines them to form a simple rendering of the Portland Frog protester. The frog figure itself is made up of the English translations of the Hebrew around it. At the bottom left my signature is in the shape of a lily pad.

"Tzefardea Tzedek" (Frog of Righteousness)

As soon as the Portland Frog became a meme, Jewish social media blew up with jokes about the 2nd Passover plague - tzefarde'a (frogs) - and the Rabbinical commentary around it. I knew I had to make a calligraphy piece encompassing all of it. (more in alt.)

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1 year ago

We have always been here. We have served in the military - see Albert Cashier, who joined the Union Army during the Civil War. There has never been a time without trans people and there never will be.

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1 year ago

Gov. Pritzker makes me want to move back home. We need more people like him in government. People willing to fight for others, not their own pocketbooks.

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1 year ago
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An important announcement from the Governor of Illinois.

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1 year ago

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

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1 year ago

Liz from Questionable Content is exuding bisexual polyam goblin energy and I absolutely love her character. She took a minute to grow on me but I'm glad she's a regular part of the cast now because she's just me.

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1 year ago

For the past month @ass.golf has been posting his thoughts on old strips from his webcomic instead of new strips. It’s been really interesting to see his thoughts on it after following for so damn long. Everyone deserves a break (Indie artists even more so) and this was a great way to do it.

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2 years ago
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Exploring BlueSky with the doodle of a canine I made a few months back 🐺✨

Hope the place is healthier than X

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2 years ago

Adult zoomies is just responding to a text message as soon as you get it.

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2 years ago

as far as i am aware as long as it’s kosher wine it’s good to use. but then i am an extremely casual barely-practicing jew so i’m probably not the best resource 😅 also, reform, conservative, orthodox, …? that might matter. different rabbis might give different info.

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2 years ago
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I’m all about the tea life. I recently bought a gongfu tea set after years of being into good proper tea. my adhd ass appreciates the added bit of casual ritual. Plus who doesn’t like cute animals on their tea tray? This one’s Lucy the Lucky Cat.

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2 years ago
A woman with white helmet, black leather jacket, and black jeans on, sitting on a customized pink Indian Scout motorcycle.

I am the hot biker chick of your nightmares.

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2 years ago

I am far too excited to finish my motorcycle. Can I get it done before Christmas is the real question though

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2 years ago

It's such a bad time to be in *checks notes, squints* Literally Any Industry

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2 years ago
A menorah with two candles lit for the first night of Chanukah.

Chag Chanukah sameach! ❤️🕎

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2 years ago

Thanks for letting me take a couple photos for you! Happy werewolf appreciation day!

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2 years ago
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Nothing is scarier to a software engineer dog than your metrics being on fire at 3am. Happy Halloween!

📸 @catmallo.bsky.social

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2 years ago
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🏖️

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2 years ago

I’m a (gender) so I (autocomplete)

I’m a girl so I don’t know what to do with myself but i think it’s a good thing that i can do it for myself.

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2 years ago

Crunchyroll is cockblocking me from the season 2 premiere of one of my favorite anime. “Just updated” my ass. Crunchyroll please I just need seratonin 😭

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2 years ago

how can i be as cool as you? asking for a friend. that friend is me.

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2 years ago
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TVアニメ『聖女の魔力は万能です Season2』 PV第2弾 ゜**⭐。TVアニメ『聖女の魔力は万能です Season2』 2023年10月3日より放送開始!。⭐**゜【ON AIR】AT-X 10月3日より毎週火曜日23:00~    (リ��...

I AM SO EXCITED I CANNOT CONTAIN THE EXCITEMENT AAAAAAAAAAAA

Season 2 of one of my favorite romance anime starts on Tuesday.

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2 years ago
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Shana tovah! I spent half the day making a bomb af holiday dinner and had a couple friends over. Also, Lords of Waterdeep is D&D Monopoly now. All in all a great day.

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2 years ago

no jalapeños were harmed in the consuming of this pizza. Next time if you want jalapeños we have a whole jar of them 😅 was great meeting you!

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2 years ago
Man saying “Excited to try Bluesky, the friendlier Twitter alternative! Let me just follow some suggested popular accounts and-“ Screenshot of a poster named demonicalf.freak skeeting “THE MODS BANNED DANIEL FOR SPEAKING OUT AGAINST CRULB, MEANWHILE JAMIE IS TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME AND DOGDICK BEHIND OUR BACKS?? ARIEL VALIDATED ONCE AGAIN!!!!!” Man: wh.. what the Fuck

the Bluesky Experience tm

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2 years ago

My Indian Scout was stolen out of my parking garage. My other bike is still there. I'm so pissed and sad and disappointed and just want my bike back.

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