mogging flolly
03.03.2026 03:31 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0mogging flolly
03.03.2026 03:31 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0when vito was trying to put in a day of real work and tried not to look at his watch i felt that
28.02.2026 18:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0sick duster
26.02.2026 20:48 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0listen i hate it here, but gotta take a L here
26.02.2026 20:27 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0fox needs to be shooting FTs at practice all week long lol
26.02.2026 06:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0oh you’re “giving me 7 minutes back” now that this unnecessary meeting is over? maybe i’ll cure cancer thanks. fuck you
26.02.2026 03:05 — 👍 56 🔁 8 💬 3 📌 0thanks for the reminder 🫶 i’m gonna do it
25.02.2026 01:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0is it too late to give up for lent or w/e
25.02.2026 01:15 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i’m mailing lil punch a glock what’s the address for that zoo
23.02.2026 03:23 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a white beer label with the name “hoegaarden”
finally found out where your mom was born
22.02.2026 05:10 — 👍 27 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
a white beer label with the name “hoegaarden”
finally found out where your mom was born
22.02.2026 05:10 — 👍 27 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0that’s it. time to start self-undiagnosing
21.02.2026 00:48 — 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
4 reposts and 20 likes the weed number
perfection
19.02.2026 21:27 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
“ew you let your cats on the counter”
buddy i’d let them k*ll you if they wanted
kid rock looks like the guy they hire to come in after and wipe down the loads
17.02.2026 23:23 — 👍 73 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0A$AP Rocky’s government name is as soon as possible rocky balboa
16.02.2026 04:22 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0bought the one with ads and it’s all palantir and he gets us jesus commercials. gonna get a second job between commercials
15.02.2026 02:54 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
oh shit handle and bio checks out. we did it folks
🤝
🧬🔬🥼🧮🧮🧮🧮🧮✅
yeah i crunched the numbers and it seems sound
for every 4 hours you sleep, you gain 5 hours of energy. i’m not a sleep doctor, but i’m pretty sure this math checks out
15.02.2026 02:45 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0the original 5 hour energy
15.02.2026 02:44 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
libertarians be like:
“girls be like i know a place and it’s just claire’s”
valentine of tony soprano pointing to the orange juice with “shum pulp” in a robe and the text says with all due respect you’re my number one happy valentine’s day
yall are all the ones that say shum pulp in my book 🫶
15.02.2026 00:26 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
poster of chairman meow (mao)
15.02.2026 00:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0oh you’re allergic to cats? grow up
14.02.2026 23:20 — 👍 25 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 2relatable
13.02.2026 03:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0yeah shit is just too much sometimes. not trying to hotbox with god
13.02.2026 01:15 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0chicken and dumplings
13.02.2026 01:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🙅♂️🙅♂️🙅♂️🙅♂️🙅♂️
13.02.2026 01:07 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0