Plump mocked a disabled reporter. He is 100% fair game 100% of the time.

donald trump is sitting at a desk with a piece of paper that says hi ladies ALT: donald trump is sitting at a desk with a piece of paper that says hi ladies

🤣

🎶 Stuck-stuck-stuck in on heaven’s door… 🎶

“Hmm… what should we get for breakfast?”

*meow* [points with paw]

a man in a suit and tie says good answer on a jeopardy show . ALT: a man in a suit and tie says good answer on a jeopardy show .

What is Lauren Boebert’s IQ?

Finally, an affordable San Francisco apartment!

Mamdani says leftwing populist victory can be replicated across US Democratic socialist tells MSNBC his campaign against Cuomo shows leftist politics can thrive beyond New York

Not a moment too soon!!!
#democraticpartyreform

“Did I do WHAT?!??!?
NEIGH-H-H-H-H!!
NO WAY-Y-Y-Y-Y!!!
And even if it did happen, hypothetically of course, it would be a totally accidental death, and obviously not my fault!!!”
—the police horse 🐴

Scott Baio made them all by himself!

a black and white photo of a baby looking out of a window with the words `` here take my money '' . ALT: a black and white photo of a baby looking out of a window with the words `` here take my money '' .

Big PACS = 💸😢 Buncha idiots!

Gotta admit this was a shocker, especially after Cuomo earned the highly coveted George Santos endorsement 😉🤣🤣

Helmet-Guy:😵😵‍💫🤪“MAGA!!”
Researchers: “OMG CTE is real”

Minister of International Trade says Canada should apply for EU membership: "Canada is only 19km from France." OTTAWA - Minister of International Trade Maninder Sidhu has said Canada should pursue European Union membership as part of the government’s plan to diversify trade away from the United States.

Canada should join the EU!
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Only PROGRESSIVES will turn NYC—and eventually America—around!! NOT mainstream Democrats, and DEFINITELY NOT Little Caesar Democrats with a revolting sense of self-entitlement like Cuomo.

Only one way?? which is: PROGRESSIVES (not, repeat NOT mainstream Dems) take control of both houses & WH, DC & PR become states, and SC is expanded. idk how else 🤷‍♂️

And they might be next to join the Plump administration

Why yes! Yes we are! 😬😬😬

🎯🎯🎯💯

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This post really struck
a chord

Intended to represent the latter lol

Next op-ed: “Why Lauren Sanchez Should Exercize Her Personal Liberties and Get Bigger Bazongas” by Beff Jezos

“All I said was our Armor Class would be higher if we actually wore armor!”

🎯🎯🎯

100% true. Pathetically so.

🤥 ok Pickled Pete

* The Four Whore-Men of the Apocalypse

tRump’s cards: 🙄🙄🙄🙄