Stephen Hartzell

Stephen Hartzell

@stephenhartzell.bsky.social

I’m the man that brings you roses when you ain’t got none

1,869 Followers 469 Following 312 Posts Joined Nov 2024
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Only if I can pee in the woods

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1 day ago

They’ve already walked over and taken a peek. That’s the tell.

Them boys def got a donut.

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1 day ago

One of the best parts of working in an office, tbh

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If you’re not wearing out the office toner this week (and next), you’re doing it wrong

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5 days ago
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There's just four days left in the regular season + ESPN's Jeff Borzello Podcast Episode · College Sports Now · March 5 · 1h 28m

One of the best CSN eps every year is when my bud Borzello joins and we trade opinions on the carousel. Did that today for 30-plus minutes while @stephenhartzell.bsky.social soaked in the intel.

We also opened w/ a nostalgia-driven look at what made us love ball. Think you'll really enjoy this one:

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1 week ago

That’s a great deal. I would make room in the garage for this bad boy.

The grinder I’m referring to was the industrial ones they used to have at the Costco cafes. Got rid of them probably a year ago and buddy, grinding coffee at home isn’t fun

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1 week ago

Yes! Call in and share your gift

336-448-3607

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1 week ago

Those government cookie crumble bites are sad. Add very little. Overall, it tastes like a $3 dessert. But in the words of Roger Daltry we won’t be fooled agaiiiiiiiin

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1 week ago

Thank you for your support, cuz

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1 week ago

I was craving Girl Scout thin mint vibes.

Instead I got watered-down bobo ass Kirkland.

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1 week ago

I tried the mint chocolate sundae at Costco tonight so you don’t have to.

6/10 and I love mint and chocolate combined. Weak ass dessert tbh.

Also - if anyone reading this has any pull - please bring back coffee grinders at Costco y’all slipping

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1 week ago
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Get your list, this is March Podcast Episode · College Sports Now · March 2 · 1h 27m

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On today's show with @norlander.bsky.social - plenty of actual, basketball discussion (including 30 minutes with the great John Fanta) ... but also, we rank the Koa's:

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1 week ago

Great point

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College Sports Now Football Podcast · Updated Daily · A podcast for college sports fans by college sports fans. Stephen Hartzell hosts along with the rotating cast of Roddy Jones, Wayne Cook, and Michael Felder as they ...

Wondering if @stephenhartzell.bsky.social will go the entire season without posting a link to College Sports Now on Bluesky. Big one here, including 20 mins w/ Michigan asst Mike Boynton.

Also my reax from last night's Hartford massacre—including criticism of Rick Pitino's postgame decisions.

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3 weeks ago
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Me, twice a week, waking up in the morning and watching Mick Cronin postgame pressers

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3 weeks ago
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Choose your fighter + Liberty's Ritchie McKay talks Flames and CUSA life Podcast Episode · College Sports Now · 02/16/2026 · 1h 24m

Monday CSN with @stephenhartzell.bsky.social opens on Jerome Tang's firing, includes our latest interview with the coach of a hot mid-major team, delves into some expected spicy takes elsewhere, and I reveal my No. 1 Band to See in the next calendar year.

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3 weeks ago

the system works!

Sorry for the late delivery, thank you for your patience

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3 weeks ago

Thank you for your support

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3 weeks ago

Again, to clarify. Not rooting for the wholesale destruction of the Outer Banks … just the lighthouse so Felder’s kid can pay my kid $1000 which should be just enough to get groceries in 20 years

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3 weeks ago

Bingo. If DMBPhan1981 wants to peruse the PT boards in the year of our Lord 2026, I support you buddy

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3 weeks ago

The episode where I accuse Norlander of lurking on the PhantasyTour message boards and called Nebrasketball the f-word

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1 month ago

@stephenhartzell.bsky.social dropped the perfect Lebowski “far out, man” on today’s @hitdpod.bsky.social

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1 month ago

If we’re ranking sports music themes … Olympics has to be in the top 2 or 3 of all-time

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1 month ago
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That was one hell of a weekend + Joe Ovies on Duke/UNC Podcast Episode · College Sports Now · 02/09/2026 · 1h 28m

Monday edition of College Sports Now opens hot with @joeovies.bsky.social on Carolina over Duke, the court storm and NC State chatter.

Then we get to the rest of the weekend, the Super Bowl, Bad Bunny and plenty more.

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1 month ago

Have been very critical of big game Gus, but he’s been in his damn bag tonight

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1 month ago
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Midweek court stormin' + Saint Louis' Josh Schertz Podcast Episode · College Sports Now · 02/05/2026 · 1h 18m

If you'd like some day-after reax to Gonzaga losing to Portland, Sparty losing to Minnesota and BYU losing to Oklahoma St., today's College Sports Now with @stephenhartzell.bsky.social is live. Plus: We brought SLU coach Josh Schertz on the show.

Super Bowl talk and more too.

Beefy episode—enjoy!

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1 month ago

Hell yeah it works worldwide 🌎

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1 month ago

blitzketball!

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