Undeniably Awkward

Stop doing Nazi shit if you don’t want to be called a Nazi. Easy peasy.

We don’t even have a day in the United States, where we observe the assassination of RFK, but RFK Jr supports having a day to observe the murder of Charlie Kirk. Just something to think about.

I'm a fan of meandering.

your body may deteriorate as you get older but at least you also slowly lose all your friends

Always the saddest boy at the party.

Your art is fantastic.

That looks great!

I will always be available if anyone needs me to eat a giant sandwich in an emergency

I'm a "take a little peek" type

We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.

Remember as we see the Elon-Trump fight that part of the reason we are in this mess is because a lot of people think that *women* are too emotional to be the president... 🙄

What are you watching? 👀

Just want someone to earnestly boop my little nose.

I have forgotten how to create things.

People need access to libraries. If more people were able to read and pay attention to history, we might not be in this current situation. Support your local libraries.

I liked this!

I'm very thankful for that.

Inside of me are two wolves. One is listening to Baroness and eating cheese. The other is playing Mario Kart and eating cheese.

Yes please.

The best April Fool's Day trick anyone can pull is being nice to another human being and developing a friendship with them as a joke that continues long into the future so that when you look back on your lives, you think of each other fondly and smile. You know, as a prank.

There's no sincere way to listen to Creed.

You're pretty much a cute little lizard that rocks.

I god damned learned about "Vent Haven" against my will today and this is not a thing for me.
No thanks.

Took a long time for me to learn this lesson.

I had ice cream and cookies for dinner last night. I'm going to tell you right now that I don't have any regrets and I'll do it again.

Living near a food cart pod is the most dangerous thing I've ever done.

It truly is. ☹️

I'll never ask for a hug and I'll resist any hugs given, but I always actually need those hugs.

Y'all don't even know the lengths I'll go to for a Klondike Bar.

If I had a sword.