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@lord-jesus.bsky.social

My greatest miracle was being a blonde haired blue ๐Ÿ‘€ white guy from the Middle East

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How fraudsters are using crypto ATMs to launder millions from Canadian scam victims | CBC News A CBC News investigation revealed that cryptocurrency machines โ€”ย which operate legally in Canada โ€”ย have become the main vehicle fraudsters use to get money from scam victims across the country.

Shocking information. BS fraud "currency" is be used to scam people and the machines make it easier!

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

06.10.2025 13:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is fascism.

04.10.2025 00:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16367    ๐Ÿ” 4916    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2408    ๐Ÿ“Œ 642

Kristi Noem assumes that anyone outside of the USA really gives a shit about the Superbowl...

04.10.2025 00:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™

04.10.2025 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Our favorite community builder
Hopeful @hopeful66.bsky.social has FOUR pack tonight. Please take a look, like, follow, share
Thank you

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04.10.2025 00:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Can you think of a better guidance counsellor?

03.10.2025 01:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you had been up front that this was AI you could possibly have been impactful.

03.10.2025 00:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heather officially has Dad's and my endorsement.

03.10.2025 00:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's Stan. Stanley in formal situations. The people who fucked up all the translations were just trying to make him sound scary. In reality he's more like some guy in the trailer park with a shotgun a mullet, and so many DUIs he can't drive anywhere.

03.10.2025 00:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

03.10.2025 00:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I forgot to mention the 2.5" of combined girth.

03.10.2025 00:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey. If they get rid of Morgan Wallen and Carrie Underwood...

I always try and find the good.

03.10.2025 00:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let us not overlook the 2 inches of combined penis length.

03.10.2025 00:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Oh my child... Do you really think there's a chance MAGA could even find the USA on a map, let alone tell you what Puerto Rico is?

03.10.2025 00:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I gave none of these pricks permission to use my name.

If I believed in vengeance like Dad or Uncle Stan, I would sue or smite.

03.10.2025 00:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This someone has apparently never heard of Mussolini...

Thankfully Italian Italians learn from history.

02.10.2025 23:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That mess includes orange coloured buttholes

02.10.2025 23:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes you were.

One of my few children who walked the walk

02.10.2025 23:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have terrible news for you...

You aren't the punchline.

You're the entire joke.

02.10.2025 23:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Canadians restricted from buying tickets at Yankee Stadium for possible Division Series games against Blue Jays Canadians who are hoping to catch the Toronto Blue Jays in the Bronx if they face the New York Yankees in the American League Division Series (ALDS) will not be able to get tickets to the games.

This is why I watch Hockey.

Canadians restricted from buying tickets at Yankee Stadium for possible Division Series games against Blue Jays

www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/arti...

30.09.2025 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dad has officially abandoned the USA.

30.09.2025 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™

29.09.2025 23:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you @dailykotzn.bsky.social for including me in this great group!

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29.09.2025 23:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The son concurs

29.09.2025 23:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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YouTube to pay US$24.5 million to settle Trump lawsuit YouTube agreed to pay $24.5 million to settle a lawsuit filed by Donald Trump after he was suspended by social media platforms following the Jan. 6, 2021, insurrection.

Big bad American corporations are nothing but weak little bitches.

YouTube to pay US$24.5 million to settle Trump lawsuit

www.ctvnews.ca/world/articl...

29.09.2025 23:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

It's likely that his fat, stupid, racist ass stepping on tripped an overload sensor.

26.09.2025 23:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜† @lastweektonight.com at least offered him a motorhome!

25.09.2025 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My boy Paul did say "a man reaps what he sows". Extra points for the irony of these idiots being farmers!

25.09.2025 19:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Uncle Stan has one heading the other way that works just fine!

25.09.2025 19:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™

25.09.2025 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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