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Bath Time, My Time
Luuuuuv letting lust take control π₯΄π« π₯΅π«ΆπΌπ«ΆπΌ
23.11.2025 02:11 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Loooooove olives, forgot I h888888 liquor LOL
22.11.2025 20:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thinking about the black pepper dirty martini I had the other night and how it was almost undrinkable but ive truly never felt so chic
22.11.2025 20:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0And ive also been workshopping my Jollibee order bcs getting an entire bucket for myself sounds crazy but feels so so right
22.11.2025 19:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Having the house to myself later is going to be soooooooooo fucking fierce (watching all the movies my bf cant stand then jerking it till I pass out) this is what i live for!!!!
22.11.2025 19:39 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I know im like the only one who likes new rhony but Jenna leaving is my 9/11
21.11.2025 17:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Eat zucchini eat zucchini eat zucchini
20.11.2025 22:57 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0What the fuck do u mean ive been living near a bakery selling 2 FOOT LONG apple strudels my entire life im just never awake early enough to go....
Fuck it im my own worst enemy fr
taking pictures w Kanye fucking West bro..... like you have to be fucking kidding me ur PR team is USELESSSSSS
20.11.2025 15:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Chores are done if I dont get to goon out now ill kms
18.11.2025 20:44 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
Sleepy bitch contest, I'm in first place π« π€
16.11.2025 22:01 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I can feel the hangover coming on... but ill be damned if this stops me from getting a seafood boil tomorrow fr
16.11.2025 08:15 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
Take me back
15.11.2025 23:30 β π 25 π 6 π¬ 1 π 0Ashnikko makes me feel like pouring something sparkling over my bare chest on the dance floor like what the fuck is in this album
14.11.2025 22:22 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Unironically the vibe I was going for LOL
14.11.2025 20:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Feeling my gay little viking fantasy for the ren faire this weekend πβοΈ
14.11.2025 19:59 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0the og goon cave.
12.11.2025 23:06 β π 94 π 4 π¬ 7 π 0
Screaming in sad faggot yeaahhhhhhhhπβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈ
12.11.2025 18:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well it is! It just took him 15 years to realize I was the intended heart to go after, duh! π«ΆπΌ
12.11.2025 01:51 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Let out the loudest gasp and then the sickest grinch smile spread across my evil face
12.11.2025 00:10 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Dumbest team member i have trying to micro manage me .... there's about to be blood
11.11.2025 22:37 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I know im just a hater for the love of the game because I really had to go out of my way to find these Mormon missionary influencers
11.11.2025 18:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I do get special treatment at work but its only bcs I do my job really well so it kinda just feels like the law of equivalent exchange or whatever
10.11.2025 22:21 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Literally forgot how hooked i am to apple toaster strudels until I finally allowed myself to buy a box last night....
It hasn't even been 12 hours and im down to 2.... not even willing to share w my boyfriend i feel like a dragon guarding his treasure
Yeah, dude. Rosaliaβs new album is incredible! Haha. Do you like being fingered?
08.11.2025 22:00 β π 231 π 27 π¬ 12 π 0Toooooo real omfg , but w love π«ΆπΌ lol
08.11.2025 17:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mom and daughter!!!
08.11.2025 17:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Putting my two fave albums together is so funny bcs there's clearly a theme lol
08.11.2025 17:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Need drafts so bad bcs it feels crazy talking about desperately wanting to be a human flesh jack from both ends b4 8pm
08.11.2025 01:39 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0
