MasterSauce

MasterSauce

@mastersauce.bsky.social

๐Ÿ”žKiddos get off my lawn! Most art labeled as NSFW! My schemes are so brilliant even I barely comprehend them! Part-time fatfur artman and games soundman. Full time funnyman.

3,355 Followers 957 Following 1,502 Posts Joined Aug 2023
1 day ago
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The only problem with having an enormous churning belly is that it can get in the way of very important things, like grabbing the food it's been nagging you to fill it with.
An older comm from August 2021 for @faawxy.bsky.social!

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19 hours ago
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Personally, I believe Skyrim would be way better if it had slimes that were attracted to the Magicka within you, and chugging them down not only restored your spell reserves but fortified them too!
(Frankly, I wish 'fortify potions' restored as well)
A commission for @ariesthewitch.bsky.social!

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17 hours ago

HEY WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT ME BEING FAT??

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18 hours ago

fat yote does what fat yotes doooo

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1 day ago

Ravioli my beloved...

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1 day ago

Careful not to run into someone affected by Grinding Grower or you might be stuck in a dangerous feedback loop...

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2 days ago

When you put no stat points in INT and all in TIT

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2 days ago

The Pikachu bod gamefreak is too scared to give us

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2 days ago

What's the spell called? Chastity Cushions?

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5 days ago

You better wake the fuck up now. If we don't make their lives ABSOLUTELY FUCKING MISERABLE, we're going be the ones who get shafted. And HARD.

You best believe that everything about the Internet we know is going to die and everything we know and love with it.

I've made my calls today. You need to.

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3 days ago

I would like to send my formal thanks to the KDE team. thanks to the Plasma 6.6 update now Clip Studio works on Linux flawlessly and I no longer need Windows to draw!

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5 days ago
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POV: you ate the last donut without offering it to me or @mastersauce.bsky.social ๐Ÿ’™

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4 days ago

Thank you, I strive to make everyone's day just a little worse with every reply.

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4 days ago

I like how you said it like you just passed a cutie mark kidney stone.

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5 days ago
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KIDS Act Passes Energy and Commerce along Partisan Lines, COPPA 2.0 Postponed Additional bills on kids online safety and cybersecurity passed with bipartisan support

The package of censorship and surveillance bills brought up in todays markup has been advanced

Continue to contact your representatives and demand this legislation be opposed. Tell your family and friends, explain how these bills are not what they appear, and ask them to join us in opposition!

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5 days ago

FFS I deleted Twitter for shit like this!

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6 days ago

Oh it's just a dumb play on his slop titles

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6 days ago

The attention grabbing situation is insane

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1 week ago
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Tech: Guthrie readies kidsโ€™ package for markup House Energy and Commerce Committee Chair Brett Guthrie will introduce a legislative package that combines a dozen bills aimed at protecting kids online.

A collection of bills are heading to the House for markup this thursday

Demand your representatives
-oppose KOSA
-oppose the App Store Accountability Act
-oppose The SCREEN Act
-oppose section 230 reform/sunsetting
-oppose/repeal online age verification and ID laws

punchbowl.news/article/tech...

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1 week ago

HOOH ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ’ฆ
already looking VERY promising

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1 week ago

looking positively smoked- i mean smokING!

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1 week ago

Pass it along, letโ€™s see your pfp in its full sized glory!
๐ŸŽจ: @mastersauce.bsky.social

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1 week ago

Hellooooo ๐Ÿ‘€

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1 week ago

You know, this has got to be the first time in my life where I have the means and opportunity to visit US friends but I choose not to because the presence of ICE genuinely makes me fear for my life.

How did things get to this point?

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1 week ago

bsky.app/profile/mast...

You could honestly pick anyone from the growth drive I did for my friend but these are my personal favorite

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1 week ago

Bet for a split second you were considering rm'ing yourself

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2 weeks ago

hot...

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2 weeks ago

as someone who's supported creators on Patreon for a long time it hurts me to delete my account but I have to as a stance against Persona and everything they stand for

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2 weeks ago

Actually I did a double take on my post when I scrolled down and saw that other person who mentioned being knee deep in Street Ffighter 6 and was like "oh no that's what I'm doing as well ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ"

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2 weeks ago

Despite being invited by like 3 different people I still haven't touched it.

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