@farsidecaptionaday.bsky.social
One a day, as long as cron does its job.
“Jimzfxxy! Do you have to mess with the organisms on every planet we visit?”
14.10.2025 16:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Pretty cool, Dewey. … Hey! Shake the jar and see if
they’ll fight!”
“Pretty cool, Dewey. … Hey! Shake the jar and see if
they’ll fight!”
“Pretty cool, Dewey. … Hey! Shake the jar and see if
they’ll fight!”
She was known as Madame D’Gizarde, and, in the early ’40s, she used deceit, drugs, and her beguiling charms to become the bane of chicken farmers everywhere.
12.10.2025 06:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The first cruise arrow is tested.
11.10.2025 06:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In an effort to show off, the monster would sometimes stand on his head.
10.10.2025 06:17 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0“Now relax. … Just like last week, I’m going to hold the red cape up for the count of 10. … When you start getting angry, I’ll put it down.”
09.10.2025 06:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Greystokes at marriage counseling
08.10.2025 06:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“No … this is 221 Chestnut Drive. … You want the big place around the corner.”
07.10.2025 06:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Good heavens! Pablo got an ‘F’ in art! ... Well, I’m just going to go down to that school myself and meet this teacher face to face!”
06.10.2025 16:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why people named Buddy hate to drive
05.10.2025 06:17 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Although of some scientific debate, Neanderthal mobsters are frequently linked with the anthropological treasures of Olduvai Gorge.
04.10.2025 06:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“CHICKEN UP!”
03.10.2025 06:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“FIND THEM!”
02.10.2025 16:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“You know, we’re just not reaching that guy.”
29.09.2025 06:17 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0“Of all the luck! … Are you sure it’s in four-wheel drive, Saunders?”
28.09.2025 16:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The action suddenly stopped while both sides waited patiently for the hornet to calm down.
27.09.2025 06:17 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Elephant campfires
26.09.2025 16:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0AtThe Far Side’s spy center
23.09.2025 06:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Well, this is just going from bad to worse.”
22.09.2025 16:08 — 👍 20 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0"Well, I’m just starting to worry about that roast in the oven, that’s all."
21.09.2025 06:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Date rejection lines
20.09.2025 16:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Just keep him calm for a couple of days. ... He’s got lockbody.”
18.09.2025 06:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“A cat killer? Is that the face of a cat killer? Cat chaser maybe. But hey—who isn’t?”
17.09.2025 16:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Midway through the exam, Allen pulls out a bigger brain.
16.09.2025 06:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Well, Griselda’s back from the plastic surgeon’s. …
Whoa! Look at the size of that wart!”
“Well, Griselda’s back from the plastic surgeon’s. …
Whoa! Look at the size of that wart!”
“Wow! Now Ed and Carl are gone. … Seems like lately we’ve been dropping like ourselves.”
14.09.2025 06:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Watch … Thag says he make gravel angel.”
13.09.2025 06:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
