“Care to dance, Ms. Hollings?”
02.02.2026 16:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Care to dance, Ms. Hollings?”
02.02.2026 16:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Let’s not overreact, Agnes. ... For one thing, it was only a dud.”
01.02.2026 16:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Oh, no! I have several others—Oggy here is just a tad aggressive, so he has to stay in a cage.”
31.01.2026 16:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Roberta takes on a dust rhino.
30.01.2026 16:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Be patient, Leona, be patient. … Zebras won’t take a drink until they know it’s absolutely safe.”
29.01.2026 06:17 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Places never to set your electric eel.
28.01.2026 06:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Goaded on by their respective gangs, the leaders of the Hamster Demons and the Parakeet Devils square off.
27.01.2026 16:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Oh, what a cute little Siamese. … Is he friendly?”
26.01.2026 06:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“It certainly has taken the romance out of the Bigfoot mystery.”
25.01.2026 16:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Okay, here we go again … one … two …”
24.01.2026 06:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How social animals work together
23.01.2026 16:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Uh-oh … I’ve got a feeling I shouldn’t have been munching on these things for the last mile and a half.”
22.01.2026 06:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“You’re so morbid, Jonathan—the paper comes, and that’s the first section you always head for.”
21.01.2026 06:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Feb. 22, 1952: Veterinarians attempt the first skunk de-scenting operation.
20.01.2026 06:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Well, well … looks like it’s time for the old luggage test.”
19.01.2026 06:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“No lions anywhere? … Let me have the chair.”
18.01.2026 06:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Edgar Allan Poe in a moment of writer's block
17.01.2026 06:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Wonderful! Just wonderful! … So much for instilling them with a sense of awe.”
16.01.2026 16:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“I knew it! I just knew it. ... ‘Shave and a Haircut’ was a lousy secret knock.”
14.01.2026 16:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kangaroo nerds
13.01.2026 06:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0March 16, 1942: The night before he leaves the Philippines, General MacArthur works on his farewell address.
12.01.2026 06:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Well, why don’t you come up here andmakeme turn it down … or do you justtalkbig, fella?”
11.01.2026 16:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“For heaven’s sake, Lee. That spoiled rhino is going to either bellow or charge the door all night till we let him in.”
10.01.2026 16:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Shhh! Knock off that crunching noise! … Pass it on!”
09.01.2026 06:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“What? … You meanno onebrought the buns?”
08.01.2026 06:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Hey c’mon! Don’t put your mouth on it!”
05.01.2026 06:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“And don’t you flare your nostrils at me, either!”
04.01.2026 06:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“My turn? … Well, I’m originally from the shores of the upper Nile and … saaaaaaay … did anyone ever tell you your pupils areround?”
03.01.2026 06:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Vera looked around the room. Not another chicken anywhere. And then it struck her—this was a hay bar.
02.01.2026 16:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Hey! I got one! I got one!”
01.01.2026 16:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0