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β€œCare to dance, Ms. Hollings?”

02.02.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œLet’s not overreact, Agnes. ... For one thing, it was only a dud.”

01.02.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œOh, no! I have several othersβ€”Oggy here is just a tad aggressive, so he has to stay in a cage.”

31.01.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Roberta takes on a dust rhino.

30.01.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œBe patient, Leona, be patient. … Zebras won’t take a drink until they know it’s absolutely safe.”

29.01.2026 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Places never to set your electric eel.

28.01.2026 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Goaded on by their respective gangs, the leaders of the Hamster Demons and the Parakeet Devils square off.

27.01.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œOh, what a cute little Siamese. … Is he friendly?”

26.01.2026 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIt certainly has taken the romance out of the Bigfoot mystery.”

25.01.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œOkay, here we go again … one … two …”

24.01.2026 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How social animals work together

23.01.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œUh-oh … I’ve got a feeling I shouldn’t have been munching on these things for the last mile and a half.”

22.01.2026 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œYou’re so morbid, Jonathanβ€”the paper comes, and that’s the first section you always head for.”

21.01.2026 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Feb. 22, 1952: Veterinarians attempt the first skunk de-scenting operation.

20.01.2026 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWell, well … looks like it’s time for the old luggage test.”

19.01.2026 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œNo lions anywhere? … Let me have the chair.”

18.01.2026 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Edgar Allan Poe in a moment of writer's block

17.01.2026 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWonderful! Just wonderful! … So much for instilling them with a sense of awe.”

16.01.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI knew it! I just knew it. ... β€˜Shave and a Haircut’ was a lousy secret knock.”

14.01.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kangaroo nerds

13.01.2026 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

March 16, 1942: The night before he leaves the Philippines, General MacArthur works on his farewell address.

12.01.2026 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWell, why don’t you come up here andmakeme turn it down … or do you justtalkbig, fella?”

11.01.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œFor heaven’s sake, Lee. That spoiled rhino is going to either bellow or charge the door all night till we let him in.”

10.01.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œShhh! Knock off that crunching noise! … Pass it on!”

09.01.2026 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWhat? … You meanno onebrought the buns?”

08.01.2026 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œHey c’mon! Don’t put your mouth on it!”

05.01.2026 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œAnd don’t you flare your nostrils at me, either!”

04.01.2026 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œMy turn? … Well, I’m originally from the shores of the upper Nile and … saaaaaaay … did anyone ever tell you your pupils areround?”

03.01.2026 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Vera looked around the room. Not another chicken anywhere. And then it struck herβ€”this was a hay bar.

02.01.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œHey! I got one! I got one!”

01.01.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0