Hunkabeef (@hunkabeef) — Bluesky Profile

2 days ago

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3 days ago

They come frozen and I think they have some cornstarch or something that mixes with the water you add to make them crispy like that.

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3 days ago

A reminder that I’m getting close to 40:

I hurt my neck taking my morning meds 😭

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4 days ago

Fanart of Shere Khan and Akela from Disney's The Jungle Book dancing a waltz together. Akela shows a mix of apprehension and fascination while the tiger flirtatiously holds his partner as the two step in unison.

"Just follow my lead..."

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1 week ago

a man with a beard says " moo " while standing in front of a wooden wall ALT: a man with a beard says " moo " while standing in front of a wooden wall

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2 weeks ago

@ironboomerstl.bsky.social made some chicken broccoli stir fry and I cooked up the pork gyoza for dinner tonight.

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2 weeks ago

@hunkabeef.bsky.social and I made some fried tofu and stir fry veggies to go with it

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2 weeks ago

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue comes home carrying a massive box on top of his head.
Blue: Check out this board game I got for us!
Green: It's huge!

Once the box is opened, Blue reads the rule book that was inside. Inspecting the game pieces, Green is halfway in the box himself.
Blue: The rules are vast, but at least they're clearly written.

Several hours later, the foxes sit next to the box, with a partially set tabletop game in front of them. Both of them look visibly exhausted. Blue is reading out loud from the rule book, while Green is laying on his back on the floor.
Blue: ...And in the 28th step of the reconstruction phase, you recalculate the storage capacity...

Blue looks up from the book, and Green tilts his head slightly to look at him.
Blue: I think I need an eight hour nap.
Green: It's 9 pm.

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3 weeks ago

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting in the car, with Blue driving. Both of them look equally annoyed and displeased.
Blue: Finally, a chance to pass this brainfree highway hero who almost made us crash.
Green: Requesting permission to glare in judgement?
Blue: Granted.

As Blue passes the other car, Green sticks his head out of the window, maintaining a firm, uninterrupted angry glare towards the other driver, who begins to look anxious as they somehow sense Green's immense dismay aimed at their general direction.

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3 weeks ago

Chicken nugget ramen. Pls don’t judge me 🥺

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1 month ago

Kangaroo with his tongue out, with a candy heart that reads “Be Mine”

Tauren with his tongue out, with a candy heart that reads “One and Only”

Valentines art of myself and @hunkabeef.bsky.social made by oakeydokeydoggy on instagram.

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1 month ago

French onion soup I made with @hunkabeef.bsky.social in our instant pot.

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1 month ago

I have my sources 😏

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1 month ago

A Lego set of an otter floating on his back.

@guilrosmer.bsky.social I didn’t know you modeled for Lego 👀

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1 month ago

a woman is surrounded by police officers and says i volunteer . ALT: a woman is surrounded by police officers and says i volunteer .

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1 month ago

@ironboomerstl.bsky.social made this delicious peach oatmeal bake this morning for breakfast. Think peach bread pudding, but oats instead of bread. 🤤

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2 months ago

This is Kevin. He's a reactive dog getting some training to be more comfortable. His trainer brought him to a pet store for some socialization where they learned he is no longer reactive when given a giant stuffed dinosaur. 14/10 (TT: katieandtatesfostermates)

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2 months ago

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are walking somewhere. Though Blue is clearly annoyed by something, he listens calmly as Green talks.
Green: Eventually the other monk spoke: How could you pick her up? You've broken your vow to not touch a woman." And the first one, who had already forgotten the whole thing, replied: "I put her down on the other side of the river. But you still carry her everywhere you go."
Blue: ...Is this about the idiot who honked at me after not using their blinkers?
Green: I forgot.

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2 months ago

All thanks to @ironboomerstl.bsky.social and our fancy new rice cooker! 😁

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2 months ago

Pesto chicken with quinoa and green beans

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2 months ago

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are coming home, still squinting from the cold winter air, with snow piled on top of both of them.
Narration: Steps of coming in from the snow:

Still wearing a snow pile, Green watches as Blue closes his eyes, waiting for his body heat to simply melt the snow off himself, with rivulets of snowmelt running down his body, collecting into a puddle beneath him.
Narration: 1: Melt off the snow

Green, who still has snow piled on him, watches on as Blue radiates heat, causing the snowmelt on and around him to evaporate.
Narration: 2: Steam dry

Green, still covered in clumps of snow, chases after Blue, who is doing his best to get away from him.
Narration: 3: Run for your life
Blue: Don't touch me, you wet goblin!
Green: But you're warm!

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3 months ago

“Dads are weird. Putting up a tree indoors.”

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3 months ago

This feeling

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3 months ago

Yeah I haven’t done it myself, but Blizz said in a video it only takes 2-3 hours to level from 70-80 using that catchup way of leveling

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3 months ago

They added a leveling catchup thing for players like you! It brings you through the biggest story quests to get you caught up for Midnight

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4 months ago

I do like the spicy sweet chili flavor 😈

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4 months ago

a black and white photo of a woman standing in front of a mirror and saying `` i mean ... '' . ALT: a black and white photo of a woman standing in front of a mirror and saying `` i mean ... '' .

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4 months ago

And of course the rebel scum won 😏

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4 months ago

bob ross is standing in front of a painting ALT: bob ross is standing in front of a painting

You gotta BE the happy little tree/cloud/bush you'd like to see in this world 🌳☁️🌲 💜

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4 months ago

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the frogs
They are leading forth the unicorns & funny cats & dogs
They are coming from the rivers, from the ponds & from the bogs
Their truth is marching on
Glory glory hallelujah
Glory glory hallelujah
Glory glory hallelujah
Their truth is marching on

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