Snail's Slop 🔞

cw bit of belly bulge , tentacles // christian carrying the burden of cum

It's like. One of my favorite pieces of art EVER, next to 4-byte burger

Btw I would strap myself into a saw trap to get my hands on an authentic copy of "surfacing" that painting is so beautiful

Fondly remembering when I got @smekbo.bsky.social'd and realized it was never posted here 😳

Man the second boss in Rayman is BULLSHIT. Fucker pulls out a big spiky plum that you have no way to know you can duck under because the hitbox is stupid and the fucker has the audacity to dodge your punch when he's down to one hp.

karken and angre, dwarves, sit in a sauna with towels over their laps.

dwarves have cornered the market on bath houses in the relevant kingdoms. they're not sex segregated, but they'll split by rocks and jewels and let humans sort themselves out. in the Nice ones, you can hire a jewel to take care of you. in the low ones, you take care of yourself.

#DoubleChinWeek2026

YEAHG like, a lot of Bulkhead's lines are stuff Guts would say too it's great

I like it a lot, probably gonna stick with this tbh

How we feeling about bulkhead coded gutsman chat

Also I blame that big green fuck for like 30% of how I am now. Tbh I kinda think he'd be a great voice claim for guts too..

Y'know it just occurred to me I could use Bulkhead from tfp as inspo for how I draw Guts. Better late than never I guess

Dawn 100%, her impressions are purposely awful but Guts would think it's the most hilarious shit ever despite nobody else thinking it's that funny

cuteness... #valveplug

a man is laying on a bed with a laptop ALT: a man is laying on a bed with a laptop

Gonna be honest folks this kinda has me kicking my feet a little, idk I think it's really sweet for him to do something that makes Dawn giggle through moans.. I'm a sucker for happy sex

*looks around* he'd sing 'uptown girl' while he's balls deep

Hmmm... suck in a wall joke or glory hole joke...

Idk if I mentioned this before but I think Guts would be a billy joel fan. He has the aura of a guy who thinks piano man is the best song ever written

It also has built in rewind and CRT overlay settings

Also also. Can't recommend the 30th anniversary version of Rayman enough. Five different versions of the original game, a prototype build, a bunch of extras, all for like 20 bucks

That's incredibly specific but like I hope y'all see my vision

YouTube video by The Fratellis - Topic Chelsea Dagger

It's February but like. This song is so incredibly "song playing during a banger Halloween party in a movie" coded

youtu.be/2gDb_axpfeY?...

Oh and the belt itself is a strap.

Something something coming to the orgy prepared

A model wearing a large utility belt with a wide variety of tools.

Sequel to a previous post: utility belt but it's full of a whole assortment of dildos, vibrators, anal beads, and a little pocket full of condoms of all sizes and varieties. Something like this but with everything listed above

"dippin' dots"

Yeah the work of Brian Swords is so ethereal and instantly recognizable it's kind of wild.

I hope all the pornography photographers that shoot dynamic angles know that I love them and I owe them my life

We out here with lacenet bug sex

It's so funny watching them trying to dance around the subject matter oml

YouTube video by alicetherat Art 1992

youtu.be/oRIyw-pJkUk?...