anxious bulbasaur

anxious bulbasaur

@anxiousbulbasaur.bsky.social

hmj llc, crochet, books pfp: coyotric

67 Followers 69 Following 239 Posts Joined Nov 2024
1 hour ago

Thanks I hate it!

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6 days ago

Note to self: don’t go see a Pixar movie the week before your period. You will openly weep in a theater full of people.

(Hoppers was so good)

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1 week ago

I was crashing out over a bad pic taken after dinner and, without missing a beat, my husband goes

“we had a lot of fish and milk today, that’d make anyone a little puffy.”

I love him

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2 weeks ago

One time a lady at work asked if I’d go jogging with her and I said I can’t bc it hurts my knees (a lie).

The next morning I woke up and I’d slept funny and my knee hurt for THREE DAYS so i manifested my own problems by lying :/

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3 weeks ago
Stick figure screaming crying throwing up out its eyes

Trying to resolve workplace interpersonal conflict that I inadvertently caused…

I think it’ll be fine but damn this is what I get for trying to not people please I guess!

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1 month ago
Just a little dog snoot poking out under a blanket

this is the vibe for today

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1 month ago

I’ve tried to sit like this but my calves are too big and it doesn’t work lmao

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1 month ago

Thank you! Yeah it was fine, just such a stressful process 🥲

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1 month ago

panic! at my desk

because I have my year-end performance review in an hour and my former “gifted kid” brain is freaking out

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1 month ago

I feel like it would fix me lol. And thank you! Feeling much better

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1 month ago

I want to take my eyeballs out and massage them and put them back in

This headache is so annoying and I think that would fix me

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1 month ago

Trying to refinance our mortgage, paid for an appraisal, and now the lender is ghosting us!! Love that they can’t take 5 minutes to answer our simple questions.

My guess is the rates have gone up higher than they quoted us and don’t want to deal with it 🥲

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1 month ago

I’m right there with you ready to have a shitty day at work 🫠 we can do it! 🫠🫠🫠

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1 month ago

felt like I’ve had a cold for the past three days, but I think it’s actually my sinuses throwing a fit because the air is TOO DRY so that’s great

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1 month ago

having a spiritual experience (laying on the floor listening to my favorite album on vinyl)

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1 month ago

nothing like a dead silent office except for a guy arguing with his wife on the phone 🫩

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1 month ago

mine is more during the travel, body refuses to go in an unfamiliar toilet 🫠

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2 months ago

it was 🫠 buying the regular oatmeal from now on

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2 months ago

Guess who tried the extra fiber oatmeal packet this morning and then spent all afternoon at work with crippling stomach cramps and trying to hold in farts???

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2 months ago

Good idea, I think I’m going to try that and I can just frog it if it doesn’t help. Thank you!!

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2 months ago

I haven’t, I have a few more rows to finish and then I’ll try blocking it! I think it does look a bit better when you’re wearing it, it’s not as noticeable when it’s not laid out flat like that. Thank you for the tips!

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2 months ago
Gray crocheted scarf with segments in the pattern that make it look like a worm or something.

Crochet friends! I made this scarf for a white elephant gift and it turned out with this segmented look where the stitch changes. Would a border row of single crochets all around make it look more even or should I leave it? Don’t have time to make something else so this has to work😅

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2 months ago

Just filled out an online form for a tattoo inquiry, submitted it, and got no confirmation that it went through. So now I get to just be anxious and hope for a reply I guess!

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2 months ago

has science gone too far??? (yes)

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2 months ago

the alt text 💀💀

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2 months ago

Nothing to apologize for! Sending you all the love 💜💜

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2 months ago

Yes exactly! This calls for !yelling

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2 months ago
House was sold for $328k in June 2025 and listed for $575k in December 2025!

Hey so this should be illegal! A 75% price increase in 6 months. I don’t care that it was flipped. And the fact that they’re asking more for this one story house than other two story houses in the area is absurd.

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3 months ago
Brinda Windchimes perched on the edge of a chair

Shout out to shyra for the photo!

the older I get the more I understand Brinda’s need to compose herself for hours

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3 months ago

Reframing this: I GET to entertain someone after work instead of laying on the couch!

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