anxious bulbasaur

(also the inspiration for one of the worst episodes of Lost)

I just think that anyone using that grok AI thing should have to read the book that word came from first, Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert Heinlein, weird book by a questionable dude

Not the foot pics!! That would happen to me when I was trying to sell shoes on poshmark

trying to sell something on fb marketplace is so stressful 🫠 there are a few things the old owners of our house left here and I wish they would just disappear into the void

I did get a big box of frozen egg rolls so I guess it evens out lol

Thumbs up Joe

I just burned the shit out of my mouth on a slice of Costco pizza

her facial expressions send me haha

still thinking about Nina taping a cell phone to that cat tbh

this is so inconsequential BUT I got a cheap engagement ring for vacation so I could leave my real one at home and the stone is half a carat bigger than mine. I got used to wearing it and now the stone on my real ring feels small 🫠

Is the French toast worth it if I have to eat outside and sweat the whole time? No, no it’s not

oh my god🫠

10 day weather forecast with a high of at least 92 F every day

Coincidentally this is also the weather forecast in hell

Yeah I found a feed to follow and it looks like most of the people I liked are here! Love them!

ugh it’s the worst! hope it’s easy to get your money back!

that happened to me ordered a viral humidifier thing and then the website disappeared. I had to call my credit card and get the transaction canceled 😐

need to find a big brother feed to follow on here because I must have my updates but I shan’t go back to twitter!!!

love it when my husband absorbs my vocal stims and has no idea they’re from the HMJ cinematic universe 💅

I’m about to start the audiobook for Paladin’s Strength and I’m excited!!

Brown dachshund mix curled up in her bed

freshly bathed and fluffy (rolled in something stinky in the yard)

Ugh it’s the worst! The humidity is a sensory nightmare and it feels like there’s no escaping it 🙃

time for my annual googling of “summer seasonal affective disorder” bc I’m beating myself up about feeling awful and then remember that this exists and I have it 😬

of course, can’t forget about chat 🫶

So true!

wracking my brain for a single positive thought this morning…

I hit almost all green lights on the way to work? That’s all I’ve got 🥲

there’s a heat wave coming and I’d love to just hide out in our basement, but it has ✨radon and mold✨ that we can’t afford to fix yet!!

ok, love that!!

basically what we’re gonna do is ✨dance✨

whenever I cry in my contacts they get this cloudy residue on them that won’t go away and I end up having to throw them out and get a new pair (crying less is not an option of course 🥲)

10/10 no notes

🫶 yeah I think I will tonight. there’s still a lot of boxes but all of the important stuff is out so I can ignore the rest for now