Null Verba

Wikipedia mentions she was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar.

So, at least that much is true?

I was almost ready to construct an obtuse chronological Rube Goldberg device to demonstrate the math, but it felt like a bridge too far.

We loved Blessed in Flash Gordon when we were kids, though. There were action figures, if memory serves ... but all we ever managed to get was some lion dude.

"Axl Rose? He's some moron metalhead Tommy Stinson played with. I dunno. Go ask yer mom ... about her Dokken cassettes."

Isn't he 89?

Was anything great *supposed* to happen in my life because of social media?

Put mine in the 'Unbanded' drawer, please?

Abrahamic theism is a cesspit.

I'll take that as a yes, Pam. You are dismissed.

Thanks. No further questions.

They'd still have to travel to the studio?

Or are you positing Residential Wilburys?

What's that you say? The goal in all this *ISN'T* to take the USA off the world stage for a generation or two?

Could've fooled me.

How do you make a Jell-O shot dance?

€£¥₩ if you're Fraffly?

Qu'ils mangent de la crepes!

In jail? This is on the verge of bein' obscene.

Toothpick bling?

:::shrugs:::

Sure.

Virtual Liberace is still in legal limbo?

We just used to whisper "pretzel" over our bowls of steamin' hot mustard.

Those were different times.

Ersatz Swiftie entails less fabrication?

So. The options were:

A.) Excellent rock bands.
B.) The ladies of Heart.

Gotcha.

Visions of fig, raspberry, orange, and ginger jam are leaping around in my head.

Wondering what Walmart's next cost-cutting initiative will be:

Stock Your Own Products?
Police Your Own Parking Lot?

I'd imagine we're all screwed if they can find a way to turn a buck without customers?

I have it on very good authority that the flintlock musket is the least favorite firearm of Constitutional Originalists.

Mein?

Sawdust 'n glue spray-painted gold doesn't make the place look nice.

It makes the place look cheap.

Somewhere, John Rutsey fans are grumbling.

What hath thou done to the gumbo?

The advertisers are insisting Walgreens is hiding the $1.00 generic Viagra.

Those. Bastards.

Is he called Conejito Malo outside the English-speaking world? Or did his Spanish-speaking audiences have to learn what Bad Bunny meant?

Oops, Marge. I've already learned me a few more words from that there Spanish.

...

It's worth noting how far one can get with just "please" and "thank you."

Was Steve Smith crying today?

Calling JD Vance
the Dan Quayle Of MAGA is
a slur to Dan Quayle.