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we’re hosting a mini book drive to send more books to our neighbors who are incarcerated on rikers! our wishlist is full of specifically requested books—purchase any title and it’ll be sent directly to us to pass along. tinyurl.com/fallbookdrive For info about donating gently used books (only the titles & authors on this list) or any other questions, email therollinglibrary@gmail.com

Free shipping on @bookshop.org today AND No Borders/The Rolling Library just launched our mini book drive to send books to people who are incarcerated at Rikers. these are all titles/authors they requested, and most under $15. you can purchase directly via our wishlist: bookshop.org/wishlists/7a...

Travis Kelce, thinking about pouring his heart out into song

“Shall I compare my dick to a summer’s day?”

“But at least we stopped paying all those hernia surgery experts with all their weird opinions about sterilizing the area and using a clean knife.”

I hope they know how to land exactly at the airport instead of say, any of the nearby neighborhoods

Can’t the planes just land themselves is now the official slogan of the 2025 United States

Thank you! I’m plugging away at the next project, and am very glad you liked this book!

Thank goodness planes can just wing it.

Travis Kelce, wearing a newsies hat and a shirt that seems to be pattered on a motels wallpaper, and Patrick Mahomes, wearing a red checkered vest made out of an Italian restaurants tablecloth

I love them both but Travis and Patrick look like they’re running a traveling medicine show in the Great Depression

im trying to make "the pants" as a nickname for the Carolina Panthers happen

I’m sad about that too, and more than a little creeped out at how it seems to be important to present loneliness as heartwarming.

Amazed at the number of guys who are willing to give interviews about how since they didn’t find love with women they found love with the computer that’s poisoning people in black neighborhoods

“Women didn’t love him. They still don’t.”

Thanks for picking it up! Glad you liked it!

YouTube video by 11fishfan Doing the Mark Sanchez

Or this

Man woke up and was like I’d like to be known for something that isn’t the butt fumble

The apartments acted alone, pulling the adults and children out of them without anyone’s else’s participation

As a fellow Belichick hater, this is our year.

There was never any indication that he would be good at say, recruiting. NC wanted the six Patriots ring vibe, and they got that with some L’s thrown in for free!

Same. I feel like I’ve been waiting for him to lose like this my whole life.

One of the things that sucks about this era is having to think about the racists all the time, because they’re so boring. They have like, three tools in their toolkit, so we get to say things like “oh look, they’re using the hammer again”

He looks like a guy who doesn’t remember what winning even was

As the advancing army advances against its own citizens, criminologists wonder: are the feds kidnapping and killing in a smart way?

Looking forward to Mac Jones’ halftime duet with Vanilla Ice

Shoot, the whole town might just crumble into dust.

Mailer that reads: Molly, Seasons may change, but the need for blood is constant.

slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross

Thank you to everyone who voted.
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I attempt to make it myself I miss it so bad

Yes it is!

I’m going to eat Chicago pizza, which is better than New York pizza.

(Also psyched to eat the best pizza in the country)