Burnt Reynolds

A handsome man with glasses and a grey beard stands in front of a sign.

Hi.

K-Pop superstar, G-Dragon on stage at Prudential Center in Newark, New Jersey, 08/22/25.

A screen welcoming G-Dragon to the Prudential Center in Newark, NJ.

A blue and red cake sits atop a cart with the following written in white lettering, “G-DRAGON 2025 WORLD TOUR PRUDENTIAL CENTER AUGUST 22-23 SOLD OUT”

The crowd seated in front of G-Dragon’s stage at Prudential Center. The screen above the stage reads, “G-DRAGON 2025 WORLD TOUR UBERMENSCH”

I spent last week in New Jersey for the kickoff of my latest tour, G-Dragon (one of the biggest K-Pop stars in the world). It was a lot of hard work on a tight timeline, but it all came together perfectly with 2 sold out nights at Prudential Center. Loved seeing it pay off so beautifully. #g-dragon

A brown and white chihuahua lies on a blanket that looks like the carpet from The Shining.

A brown and white chihuahua sits on a blanket that looks like the carpet from The Shining.

A brown, grey, and white chihuahua is held by a man with a grey beard, glasses, and a ball cap, on a palm tree-lined street.

Happy National Dog Day to this ol’ boy! We love you so very much, Muscles! #nationaldogday

Smashing Pumpkins. Listened to them and saw them live SO much back during the Siamese Dream/Mellon Collie era that I never need to hear them again. Also, Billy Corgan is a fucking putz.

Screenshot of an email from “Brain boner” to Ryan, with the subject line, “old mans elephant boner Destroys innocent woman.”

Got a real nice email today.

A man with glasses and a grey beard poses with a cardboard cutout of country star, George Strait.

George Strait stopped by my office today. Nice guy. A little stiff though.

Clark Kunt

A profile of a brown, white, and grey chihuahua sitting on a blanket that looks like the rug from The Shining, while a wall of vinyl records serves as the backdrop.

S’up, dog?

A grey cat sitting in a cardboard box in front of a Barry Manilow poster.

Barry Mac-ilow

Portrait of a tan, grey, and white chihuahua standing on a floor made up of black and white penny tiles. His name is Muscles.

Portrait of a tan, grey, and white chihuahua standing on a floor made up of black and white penny tiles. His name is Muscles.

Portrait of a tan, grey, and white chihuahua standing on a floor made up of black and white penny tiles. His name is Muscles.

Portrait of a tan, grey, and white chihuahua standing on a floor made up of black and white penny tiles. His name is Muscles.

Muscles! He’s looking real old these days, but he’s earned it. Besides, I think he looks distinguished. He’s my best bud and my shadow and I love him to pieces.

The back left bumper of a grey Toyota Corolla with a white bumper sticker that reads, “I GOT A LOBOTOMY AT TOYOTATHON”

A screenshot from the film, Happy Gilmore 2, that reads, “Costume Designer Jordy Scheinberg”

My super awesome friend Jordy was the costume designer on Happy Gilmore 2, and I couldn’t be more proud of her!!!

A screenshot from record label, Temporary Residence, LTD. for the preorder of a new pressing of William Basinski’s groundbreaking and expansive ambient recordings called ‘The Disintegration Loops.’ Only $200, so you should buy it for me.

Anybody got $200 they want to lend me? Well, give me, actually. If I could pay you back I wouldn’t be trying to borrow it in the first place. Thanks! #williambasinski #thedisintegrationloops

A grey cat on a black countertop licking the inside of a Pedigree dog food can.

Mr. Macaroni is slowly turning into a dog.

A black wall with white spray paint that reads, “Fuck Ice & your kids.”

I’d love to know the story behind this one. Well, mainly the second part.

A grey cat sits next to an embroidery of Barry Manilow, made with gold floss on black fabric.

A silhouette of Barry Manilow on the back cover of his 1979 album, One Voice.

Barry Manilow’s ‘One Voice’ album on vinyl, perched in front of the spines of multiple other vinyl records.

I’ve been a legit Barry Manilow fan for pretty much my entire life. So it’s pretty wild that I’d never noticed this killer silhouette of him on the back of his early albums until recently. Naturally, I had to embroider it. Would love to get it tattooed if any of my tattoo friends are interested.

I got a guy for you - he’s a friend that designed a logo for me. But he’s not on BlueSky. I can put you in touch via text though!

A man with tattoos, glasses and a grey beard wearing a blue shirt, blue shorts, and blue socks, takes a mirror selfie.

I’m afraid I just blue myself.

I feel like a fucking idiot.

A stupid looking silver CyberTruck with stupid huge silver rims and stupid skinny tires. So dumb.

Amazed that people can still find ways to make CyberTrucks look even dumber. What a dork.

A brown and white chihuahua sleeps on a grey couch.

A grey cat and orange cat both stand on a black kitchen counter and lick a spoon.

Two red tomatoes in a human hand in the foreground, while an orange cat looks concerned in the background.

A portrait of a grey cat on a light green bath mat.

I went back to Instagram on July 1. It was nice to see some old friends, but I struggled mentally those 2 weeks. I can’t say for sure the two are related - I gave blood and battled Covid during that time too, and those surely messed with me - but it is suspect. Gonna take an IG break again, I think.

A selfie with a man in glasses and an orange cat. Tall palm trees are seen in the background.

Older man in glasses, with tattoos and a grey beard cuddles an orange cat.

An orange cat stands in the lap of the same man from the previous pictures and puts his nose in his face.

Got some lap time with my feral pal, Skinny Pete!! Sweetest dude ever.

These guys sure as heck aren’t living más! ☹️

A beige concrete porch with dried raccoon footprints noticeable.

Our raccoon pal clearly paid us a visit last night.

🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

Sadly, no. But that would have been incredible. 😂

A father holds his two young sons on his lap. The boys are both very young, with blonde bowl cuts

Rachel and I are in Colorado to celebrate my dad’s 80th(!!!) birthday, and as you can imagine, there’s been lots of reminiscing. So let’s all travel back in time to when my dad was still young and my big brother and I both had badass bowl cuts.

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A brown and white chihuahua lies on a green bath mat next to a white bathtub holding the picture taker - his feet and tattooed legs are seen. The floor underneath the bath mat is black and white penny tiles.

My protector.

A grey cat sits in a black barber chair that’s standing on a wood floor. He looks up to the camera.

A naked old, saggy man with glasses, tattoos, and a grey beard sits in a barber chair and takes his own photo in the mirror. You can barely make out the blond woman in a pink shirt behind him cutting his hair.

Mac and me got haircuts. (Look, I know it’s supposed to me “Mac and I” in that sentence instead of “Mac and me.” But the movie I’m referencing isn’t called Mac and I, so here we are).