Burnt Reynolds

Clark Kunt

A profile of a brown, white, and grey chihuahua sitting on a blanket that looks like the rug from The Shining, while a wall of vinyl records serves as the backdrop.

S’up, dog?

A grey cat sitting in a cardboard box in front of a Barry Manilow poster.

Barry Mac-ilow

Portrait of a tan, grey, and white chihuahua standing on a floor made up of black and white penny tiles. His name is Muscles.

Portrait of a tan, grey, and white chihuahua standing on a floor made up of black and white penny tiles. His name is Muscles.

Portrait of a tan, grey, and white chihuahua standing on a floor made up of black and white penny tiles. His name is Muscles.

Portrait of a tan, grey, and white chihuahua standing on a floor made up of black and white penny tiles. His name is Muscles.

Muscles! He’s looking real old these days, but he’s earned it. Besides, I think he looks distinguished. He’s my best bud and my shadow and I love him to pieces.

The back left bumper of a grey Toyota Corolla with a white bumper sticker that reads, “I GOT A LOBOTOMY AT TOYOTATHON”

A screenshot from the film, Happy Gilmore 2, that reads, “Costume Designer Jordy Scheinberg”

My super awesome friend Jordy was the costume designer on Happy Gilmore 2, and I couldn’t be more proud of her!!!

A screenshot from record label, Temporary Residence, LTD. for the preorder of a new pressing of William Basinski’s groundbreaking and expansive ambient recordings called ‘The Disintegration Loops.’ Only $200, so you should buy it for me.

Anybody got $200 they want to lend me? Well, give me, actually. If I could pay you back I wouldn’t be trying to borrow it in the first place. Thanks! #williambasinski #thedisintegrationloops

A grey cat on a black countertop licking the inside of a Pedigree dog food can.

Mr. Macaroni is slowly turning into a dog.

A black wall with white spray paint that reads, “Fuck Ice & your kids.”

I’d love to know the story behind this one. Well, mainly the second part.

A grey cat sits next to an embroidery of Barry Manilow, made with gold floss on black fabric.

A silhouette of Barry Manilow on the back cover of his 1979 album, One Voice.

Barry Manilow’s ‘One Voice’ album on vinyl, perched in front of the spines of multiple other vinyl records.

I’ve been a legit Barry Manilow fan for pretty much my entire life. So it’s pretty wild that I’d never noticed this killer silhouette of him on the back of his early albums until recently. Naturally, I had to embroider it. Would love to get it tattooed if any of my tattoo friends are interested.

I got a guy for you - he’s a friend that designed a logo for me. But he’s not on BlueSky. I can put you in touch via text though!

A man with tattoos, glasses and a grey beard wearing a blue shirt, blue shorts, and blue socks, takes a mirror selfie.

I’m afraid I just blue myself.

I feel like a fucking idiot.

A stupid looking silver CyberTruck with stupid huge silver rims and stupid skinny tires. So dumb.

Amazed that people can still find ways to make CyberTrucks look even dumber. What a dork.

A brown and white chihuahua sleeps on a grey couch.

A grey cat and orange cat both stand on a black kitchen counter and lick a spoon.

Two red tomatoes in a human hand in the foreground, while an orange cat looks concerned in the background.

A portrait of a grey cat on a light green bath mat.

I went back to Instagram on July 1. It was nice to see some old friends, but I struggled mentally those 2 weeks. I can’t say for sure the two are related - I gave blood and battled Covid during that time too, and those surely messed with me - but it is suspect. Gonna take an IG break again, I think.

A selfie with a man in glasses and an orange cat. Tall palm trees are seen in the background.

Older man in glasses, with tattoos and a grey beard cuddles an orange cat.

An orange cat stands in the lap of the same man from the previous pictures and puts his nose in his face.

Got some lap time with my feral pal, Skinny Pete!! Sweetest dude ever.

These guys sure as heck aren’t living más! ☹️

A beige concrete porch with dried raccoon footprints noticeable.

Our raccoon pal clearly paid us a visit last night.

🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

Sadly, no. But that would have been incredible. 😂

A father holds his two young sons on his lap. The boys are both very young, with blonde bowl cuts

Rachel and I are in Colorado to celebrate my dad’s 80th(!!!) birthday, and as you can imagine, there’s been lots of reminiscing. So let’s all travel back in time to when my dad was still young and my big brother and I both had badass bowl cuts.

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This rules.

A brown and white chihuahua lies on a green bath mat next to a white bathtub holding the picture taker - his feet and tattooed legs are seen. The floor underneath the bath mat is black and white penny tiles.

My protector.

A grey cat sits in a black barber chair that’s standing on a wood floor. He looks up to the camera.

A naked old, saggy man with glasses, tattoos, and a grey beard sits in a barber chair and takes his own photo in the mirror. You can barely make out the blond woman in a pink shirt behind him cutting his hair.

Mac and me got haircuts. (Look, I know it’s supposed to me “Mac and I” in that sentence instead of “Mac and me.” But the movie I’m referencing isn’t called Mac and I, so here we are).

A stripey orange polydactyl cat lying on a bed, holding onto his back legs and his tail with his giant paw.

Look at this handsome orange gentleman holding onto both back feet and his tail with one mighty mitten! #tod

The tiny “smart girl for Trump” bumper sticker underneath all that other batshit nonsense really ties it all together.

A grey cat sits atop a wooden piece of furniture in front of a movie poster for the film, The Howling 7: New Moon Rising. The poster features a giant red wolf face, bearing fangs, above a purple silhouetted cityscape with lighting striking.

Mr. Macaroni wants everyone to know about the greatest movie ever made: The Howling VII: New Moon Rising.

An altered Disneyland billboard in which “Disneyland” has been changed to “Disorient,” and “Join the Celebration” has been changed to “Join the disorientation.” Minnie Mouse is also featured and there’s a spray painted speech bubble coming out of her mouth that says, “READ LENIN!’

Read Lenin!

An older man in a white tshirt with an American flag on it, khaki shorts, and a hat and sunglasses waves at the camera while holding an American flag at the No Kings rally in Denver.

My 80 year old dad, who voted Republican for a majority of his life, out at the No Kings rally in Denver. Couldn’t be more proud.

A grey, brown, and white chihuahua stands on a wood floor in the foreground, while a metal garden stake chihuahua is propped up against a wooden tv stand in the background.

The traditional 11th wedding anniversary gift is steel, so Rachel got me a steel chihuahua garden stake!! Muscles wanted everyone to know that he’s cuter.