Burnt Reynolds

An altered sign above a business that reads, “U.S. ANAL CARE GRAND AVENUE DIALYSIS” The windows and doors below the sign have a green tint and white blinds block the view into the business. Also a white car sits in front.

#minorsignchanges

That makes two of us. So glad they’re back.

Holy shit.

An orange stripey cat snarls while sitting on a beige carpeted floor, below a giant French movie poster for Death Ship (titled “Le Bateau de La Mort” on the poster).

Tod the Terrible. He’s so ferocious.

A painted image of a red face, mouth open, with a blue creature crawling out. The blue creature has a green and brown tree growing out of its back.

Does anyone else walk through dangerous neighborhoods at night and only half-hope they don’t get murdered?

A personalized black and yellow California license plate on the front of a grey Jeep that reads SEEKSLF

Maybe try the North Pole?

A long piece of brown packing paper is crinkled and stretched out on a beige carpeted floor. If you look closely you’ll see a tiny orange cat peeking out from under it.

An orange striped polydactyl cat peeks out (and side-eyes) from under a brown sheet of packing paper that sits on a beige carpeted floor.

Where’s Tod? Oh, there he is.

I would rather sit through two hours of Smash Mouth, fronted by Vince Neil, performing the hits of Lee Greenwood on kazoos than listen to ten seconds of a song by Geese.

Naturally, the one asshole in our neighborhood that had a Trump sign in his yard during the last election still has his Xmas lights up and listens to fucking Aerosmith. What a dork.

Tiny little wookie wearing a great shirt.

A dog in a grey shirt lies in the lap of a man with tattoos and a grey beard.

Small brown dog with harness stares at the camera while receiving pets.

My next door neighbors officially adopted this little wookie last week after he quite literally showed up on their front porch. His name is Prince, and I love him, and he loves me, and I got to spend all day with him today and it was nice.

A dirty orange cat with pink lips and one visible tooth enjoyed a good head scratch.

A dirty orange cat with pink lips says hello.

A dirty orange cat with beautiful blue eyes and long white whiskers.

A dirty orange cat with pink lips and two visible teeth enjoys a good head scratch.

Skinny Pete’s got a face that only a mother (and I) could love.

Haven’t had much reason to walk around the neighborhood now that Muscles is gone, but I took a solo stroll yesterday and ran into my sweet pal, Koala. Missed her so much.

A screen shot of an iPhone lock screen with a grey, brown, and white chihuahua. There’s a Citizen notification below the dog’s snoot that reads, “TIME SENSITIVE 59m ago Diturbance New live video on the scene 6.1mi - 2552 Glenwood Pl 2 Videos”

Holy shit, y’all. There’s been a diturbance.

A chonky orange cat sits atop a weightbench with his right arm dangling down.

A chonky orange cat lies atop a weightbench, looking forlorn.

Deactivated Instagram again (Facebook too, but I never go on there anymore so whatever). And as much as I hate to say it, social media is a great distraction so I’m already having a tough time being without. Hopefully BlueSky will scratch that itch for now. Anyway, here’s Tod. He’s the best.

A handsome man with glasses and a grey beard stands in front of a sign.

Hi.

K-Pop superstar, G-Dragon on stage at Prudential Center in Newark, New Jersey, 08/22/25.

A screen welcoming G-Dragon to the Prudential Center in Newark, NJ.

A blue and red cake sits atop a cart with the following written in white lettering, “G-DRAGON 2025 WORLD TOUR PRUDENTIAL CENTER AUGUST 22-23 SOLD OUT”

The crowd seated in front of G-Dragon’s stage at Prudential Center. The screen above the stage reads, “G-DRAGON 2025 WORLD TOUR UBERMENSCH”

I spent last week in New Jersey for the kickoff of my latest tour, G-Dragon (one of the biggest K-Pop stars in the world). It was a lot of hard work on a tight timeline, but it all came together perfectly with 2 sold out nights at Prudential Center. Loved seeing it pay off so beautifully. #g-dragon

A brown and white chihuahua lies on a blanket that looks like the carpet from The Shining.

A brown and white chihuahua sits on a blanket that looks like the carpet from The Shining.

A brown, grey, and white chihuahua is held by a man with a grey beard, glasses, and a ball cap, on a palm tree-lined street.

Happy National Dog Day to this ol’ boy! We love you so very much, Muscles! #nationaldogday

Smashing Pumpkins. Listened to them and saw them live SO much back during the Siamese Dream/Mellon Collie era that I never need to hear them again. Also, Billy Corgan is a fucking putz.

Screenshot of an email from “Brain boner” to Ryan, with the subject line, “old mans elephant boner Destroys innocent woman.”

Got a real nice email today.

A man with glasses and a grey beard poses with a cardboard cutout of country star, George Strait.

George Strait stopped by my office today. Nice guy. A little stiff though.

Clark Kunt

A profile of a brown, white, and grey chihuahua sitting on a blanket that looks like the rug from The Shining, while a wall of vinyl records serves as the backdrop.

S’up, dog?

A grey cat sitting in a cardboard box in front of a Barry Manilow poster.

Barry Mac-ilow

Portrait of a tan, grey, and white chihuahua standing on a floor made up of black and white penny tiles. His name is Muscles.

Portrait of a tan, grey, and white chihuahua standing on a floor made up of black and white penny tiles. His name is Muscles.

Portrait of a tan, grey, and white chihuahua standing on a floor made up of black and white penny tiles. His name is Muscles.

Portrait of a tan, grey, and white chihuahua standing on a floor made up of black and white penny tiles. His name is Muscles.

Muscles! He’s looking real old these days, but he’s earned it. Besides, I think he looks distinguished. He’s my best bud and my shadow and I love him to pieces.

The back left bumper of a grey Toyota Corolla with a white bumper sticker that reads, “I GOT A LOBOTOMY AT TOYOTATHON”

A screenshot from the film, Happy Gilmore 2, that reads, “Costume Designer Jordy Scheinberg”

My super awesome friend Jordy was the costume designer on Happy Gilmore 2, and I couldn’t be more proud of her!!!

A screenshot from record label, Temporary Residence, LTD. for the preorder of a new pressing of William Basinski’s groundbreaking and expansive ambient recordings called ‘The Disintegration Loops.’ Only $200, so you should buy it for me.

Anybody got $200 they want to lend me? Well, give me, actually. If I could pay you back I wouldn’t be trying to borrow it in the first place. Thanks! #williambasinski #thedisintegrationloops

A grey cat on a black countertop licking the inside of a Pedigree dog food can.

Mr. Macaroni is slowly turning into a dog.

A black wall with white spray paint that reads, “Fuck Ice & your kids.”

I’d love to know the story behind this one. Well, mainly the second part.