Kris Who Acts [1,2,3🍕]

a black background with a dvd video logo in pink ALT: a black background with a dvd video logo in pink

I can't say the same for my Twix, because I'm pretty sure all it is, is one brain cell, bumping from edge to edge like the old DVD screensaver

Just as a reminder, he's not real, so it's completely ethical to create images of him that don't really exist, to piss off the far right.

(Original reference image on the left)

🎯 FAR OUT — Mar 12
Q1: 🟢🟢🟢⚪⚪ -5
Q2: 🟢🟢🟢⚪⚪ -4
Q3: 🟠⚪⚪⚪⚪ -25
Score: 66/100 💪

Play at faroutquiz.com

I'm annoyed at myself for Q2 because I thought the correct answer initially, and then changed my mind and added 4. Like a dickhead

In other news: the sky is blue

Take Marcus with you.

Yeah, I mean

1) I knew
2) Educated guess
3) Complete punt

🎯 FAR OUT — Mar 11
Q1: 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 -0
Q2: 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 -0
Q3: 🟢🟢🟢🟢⚪ -1
Score: 99/100 🏆

Play at faroutquiz.com

If I had a penny for every time a Eurovision act's video featured the singer pretending to work in an office this year I'd have two pence, which isn't a lot, but it's weird it's happened twice

The doors Gina G has opened. #Eurovision

I mean, S1 of the reboot, that would have been right before they introduced Cyclone and Gym Rylan, sorry, Hammer

🎯 FAR OUT — Mar 9
Q1: 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 -0
Q2: 🟢🟢🟢⚪⚪ -7
Q3: 🟡🟡⚪⚪⚪ -15
Score: 78/100 🔥

Play at faroutquiz.com

OK, so I mean, I aced the Gladiators question at least

"the same"

"indistinguishable"

"Talentless"

"Every year now it’s a familiar parade of talentless narcissists and exhibitions delivering the same indistinguishable pap"

Tell me you don't watch Eurovision, without telling me you don't watch Eurovision.

I'm trying so hard to not binge through Small Prophets, and watch only one episode every few days to make it last longer

Before and After

What Eurovision "Counting" songs am I missing from this playlist?

The very same

And there's no shops near work without sitting in traffic caused by temporary traffic lights. 😭

How's your day going? Mine is going wonderful, as the lid for my Soba Noodles noodle pot broke when I was draining off the water over the sink.

The man sounds out of tune, WITH AUTOTUNE.

That's a talent

"If it was Ladbaby, they could do something original and fresh."

I hope so, but still, prefer not to take the chance :D

LOOK MUM NO COMPUTER - Eins, Zwei, Drei - Official Music Video YouTube video by LOOK MUM NO COMPUTER

youtu.be/8XR2RvfZ-68?...

Video is now on Look Mum No Computer's Youtube channel.

Watch it here, so he gets the ad revenue and not Eurovision

I also really hope commentary teams around Europe/Australia explain to audiences what makes the fact he creates the music on a modular synthesizer so interesting