a fluffy kitten is sitting next to a cup of coffee with its hair blowing in the wind . ALT: a fluffy kitten is sitting next to a cup of coffee with its hair blowing in the wind .

My mom said i looked like this when i got up this morning... i think its time for a haircut

a close up of a white cat 's face with a blue and red object in front of it ALT: a close up of a white cat 's face with a blue and red object in front of it

I fake sleeping to get out of going places and doing things I don't wanna do. I don't wanna go out at 7 PM I wanna stay in, I wanna watch Twitch/YouTube and eat cookies while wearing my anime hoodie GO AWAY

a stuffed white cat is sitting on top of a box and asking why ? ALT: a stuffed white cat is sitting on top of a box and asking why ?

I aint getting into another car with this mf'er He dead ass goes"I can't see... oh I'm wearing the wrong glasses" THE FUCK YOU MEAN YOU CANT SEE? YOUR THE ONE DRIVEING MF!? I'm gonna have gray hairs in the morning

three skeletons are dancing in a cemetery ALT: three skeletons are dancing in a cemetery

It's spooky season! Halloween forever! 🦇🦇🦇

a stick figure is sitting in front of a computer monitor . ALT: a stick figure is sitting in front of a computer monitor .

I spent four hours of my life recording and editing a video and I was so proud of myself, ready to upload it..... IT CORRUPTED!

Anybody ever experience a sudden confidence boost when you wear a certain outfit? Like I put on my boots, black jeans and a black shirt that said "Jesus loves you but I'm his favorite" Bro I'm so confident and it might be cause of the two inches my boots give me but i dont know

a small white dog is sitting in the back seat of a car looking out the window ALT: a small white dog is sitting in the back seat of a car looking out the window

When I'm napping, and they wake me up to look at something that I couldn't care less about, but they're excited about it

I have spilled everyfucking thing i have touched today, melted butter, water, the fucking powder for my Ramen that then landed in my drink that I then also fucking spilled WTF

How's your day? I found this this in a parking lot. Ive named him Timmy and hes the new mascot of my channel everybody say hi to Timmy the Axoltl

Guys i fucked up, I've ruined a childs hopes and dreams of catching the easter bunny

Now don't get me wrong, I LOVE my dog Jack, he's cute, he brings you his toy with those big eyes but he's chewed a lot of things my blinds were a big one and what does he get ahold of today? Super glue, he went counter surfing and went "this looks tasty" bruh wtf! He spit it out quickly, no holes 🙏

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Im fine, everything is FINE

Yo its insane how bad i want cake

Counting days 5 days till im free from this hellish apartment

Oh i just love my roommates i could just throttle them in a nice friendly not raged induced way at all

So about an hour and a half of my stream has NONE OF THE GAMEPLAY CAUSE I NEVER CHANGED SCENES so how's everyone else's monday?

Nobody was kidding when they said dead space 2 was scarier

My fate is sealed, dead space 2 is downloaded, my heart monitor arrived and is working so Monday is gonna be fun!

If it helps i broke my foot while asleep (don't ask me how, i have no idea)

I swear on everything i love if someone tells me to forgive and forget I'm gonna lose it. I don't wanna forgive, im gonna remember and im gonna be petty vause they didnt earn my forgiveness

Wanna stream? Enjoy your monday? How about no! you get to spend the day at the bank! Lovely..... I ducking hate mondays

It's a sad day, i have to give up on my dream of having a wall of empty Arizona Ice Tea cans

Here i am, chilling trying to find a livestream to watch and i get assaulted by an empty can. How!?

Its sad when your wall of arizona cans falls

I climbed over my writers block! After almost a year and what helped? Watching fear the walking dead l, why? I have no idea but i'll take it

Im sticking to making friends online cause any IRL mf that seems nice turn into complete dickheads and make everything a problem.