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mags

@ritavonbees.bsky.social

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100 Followers 36 Following 242 Posts Joined Nov 2024
11 months ago
Two ogres block the player’s access to the gender-changing coffin.

this really is what it’s like

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3 days ago
Terry Pratchett in a blue jacket and Akubra hat holding a young owl for release.

Eleven years since you crossed the black sands. I wish I could say that the world is better than you left it (although it will always be better for having had you in it) but at least there is a new Young Sam to help carry on the Pratchett name and ethos. Love you always ❤️

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6 days ago

I hope my neighbors can’t hear me say stuff like “who wants to stop being a fuckshit tom cat and come be a little bedtime boy”

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1 week ago
i asked: describe peak yaoi 
they answered: Mount Everest x Mount Fuji (Fuji tops)

the most difficult thing abt this website aside from the time limit is you can't tell someone they're the funniest motherfucker alive

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1 week ago

didn't realise how many streams of propaganda were totally out of view for ppl outside their target audience til I visited my grandparents a few yrs ago & their US friends had mailed them Boris Johnson pamphlets. in the mail!! from the US to Australia!!! Boris Johnson!!!! nothing can surprise me now

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1 week ago

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

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1 week ago

If you're doomscrolling, guess what? So far there are 51 kākāpō chicks hatched and thriving this season, the same number of birds as we had in TOTAL in the 90s! Only one chick has died and there are still fertile eggs waiting to hatch!

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1 week ago

my cat is viciously defending... my bed... from me...?

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1 week ago

I'm the type of goon that wisecracks at the prisoner over my shoulder and then turns my head back directly into the fist of the rescue party

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2 weeks ago
Preview
Fact Check: Jesse Singal Lies About Trans Care At The New York Times The New York Times spreads misinformation about transgender people yet again.

1. The New York Times, unsurprisingly, has released yet another hit piece on transgender people.

This time, it comes from Jesse Singal.

I fact check it in my latest piece.

End your NYT subscription, and put it towards people doing good work on the issue.

Subscribe to support our journalism.

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3 weeks ago

dinner conversation with the kids...
7: What happens to your skin when you die?
5: Will you buy me blue hair extensions?

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1 month ago

I met someone who was really into some kinda therapy that recovers memory from past lives, which at least seems like it might be fun for the person experiencing it

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1 month ago
Banner image with screenshot of scientific article from nature Medicine, as well as two panels from the study method and results

⚠️ Despite all the hype, chatbots still make terrible doctors. Out today is the largest user study of language models for medical self-diagnosis. We found that chatbots provide inaccurate and inconsistent answers, and that people are better off using online searches or their own judgment.

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1 month ago

didn't get up close but it looked like it might be a white dude as well...

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1 month ago

a very merry #stophelping to the guy at the rally with the "Israelis are not Israelites but Palestinian Arabs are" sign. is he accepting constructive criticism at this time etc

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1 month ago

Hurriedly retitling my script about the Defenestration of Prague to “Yeeted Rivalry”

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1 month ago
THE COURT: Sir, there are multiple cases in your
submission that do not exist.
MR. FELDMAN: So each one of them has a -- I did not
address them in my brief, each one, although I would have
addressed it if the Court wanted me to, and I put that in my --
THE COURT: You're here now. I wanted to understand.
Are you acknowledging, sir, that you never read any of these
cases, that these were embedded cites in other things that you
picked up? Did you ever click on Poly-America —
P-o-1-y-America v. API Industries, Inc., a supposed Eastern
District from 2020, did you click on that Westlaw cite, and
what did you find?
MR. FELDMAN: So I couldn't access that Westlaw cite.
THE COURT: Then why did you cite it, sir?
MR. FELDMAN: Because there was a similar case that
was relevant that I thought was -- when I was looking for the
citation, I thought that that was the right case.
THE COURT: So this mystifies me, sir. You're
suggesting that when you couldn't access a case, which, by the way, you could because you could have gone to the law library
and used Westlaw to figure out that these cases existed. MR. FELDMAN: You can only go during the hours that
the court is open.
THE COURT: Yes.
MR. FELDMAN: Right. And at that point in time, I was
working on actually getting the facts straight from what was going on at Amazon. So I couldn't do two things at once. I
could work at my computer, or I could go to the court. And at
that time, I had no more budgeted time because Friday, which
was the Friday before, I was not able to find out any more
information. So I was basically left on Sunday, Monday,
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. That week I had my
children's graduations
THE COURT: Stop. Stop. Do not suggest, sir, that
you get to put aside your professional responsibilities to the
Court because of your children's graduation.
MR. FELDMAN: Absolutely not.
THE COURT: But you are still not answering my
questions, which is getting to the point of being frustrating.
Look, if you don't want to be straight with me, if you don't want to answer questions with candor, that's fine. I'll just make my own decisions about what I think you did in this case.
I'm giving you an opportunity to try and explain something that
I think cannot be explained.

Holy sweet mother of god

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1 month ago
A photo of a bunch of NASA research documents, with titles like "STRUCTURAL MARGINS OBSERVED IMMEDIATELY PRIOR TO EXCEEDANCE", "PRELIMINARY ANALYSIS OF UNEXPECTED WOBBLE IN A RIGIDLY NON-WOBBLING SYSTEM", "OBSERVED PERFORMANCE OF COMPONENTS KNOWN TO HAVE BEEN INSTALLED BACKWARDS", "COGNITIVE LOAD IMPLICATIONS OF ACRONYMS REFERRING TO OTHER ACRONYMS", "THRMAL CHARACTERISTICS OF MATERIALS DESCRIBED AS 'PROBABLY INFLAMMABLE'", "ON THE REPEATED SURVIVAL OF SYSTEMS NEVER INTENDED TO WORK", "THE EFFECT OF CLIPBOARD ON PERCEIVED AUTHORITY IN TEST ENVIRONMENTS", "MECHANICAL PROPERTIES OF SUBSTANCES EXPOSED TO REPEATED MEETINGS", "ANOMALOUS RESULTS WHICH PERSIST DESPITE STRONG MANAGEMENT DISAPPROVAL", and "A PRELIMINARY ASSESSMENT OF THE MOON'S APPARENT DISINTEREST IN OUR ACTIVITIES"

Some terrifically titled papers from a discovered collection of NASA research documents found in a skip

(with thanks to @juliarez.placid.horse)

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1 month ago

the tattoo cover up alone probably makes this one mine also. ow

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1 month ago
Help Improve
A New Adult Autism
Screening Tool
Researchers want to improve a new adult autism screening tool, the Reuben-Ackland Autism Inventory (RAAI). We want to interview autistic adults about how we can improve the RAAI. For example, we want to know if questions should be shorter or use different words.
You can participate if:
• You are an adult (18+)
• You are diagnosed with an autism spectrum disorder
• You speak English
• You can consent to participate in research without a legal guardian
What does the study involve?
• A 1-to-2-hour Zoom interview
• You can speak out loud or type into the chat
• You will be shown questions from the RAAI and asked how we can make them better
You can participate in this study alone, or you can participate with a parent or another adult who knows you well. We want to hear from many types of autistic adults, including autistic adults with intellectual disability or difficulty talking.
Participants will be given a $50 Tango gift card as thanks.
For more information, contact:
Katherine Reuben, MPH
kreuben1@gsu.eduO

I need your help you handsome and gorgeous lot. A friend of mine is an autistic adult & PhD student in Public Health at Georgia State University. She has developed a new adult autism screening tool with another autistic adult, Dorothy Ackland.

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1 month ago

tho to be fair thinking about it wouldn't necessarily make the intersection less awkward - like when people who write omegaverse discover that intersex people exist it can really go either way.

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1 month ago

oh I'm aware, I wasn't talking about that - I mean the stuff of pure fantasy where it doesn't even occur to people that there's a less sexy real life equivalent. As per my original comment, a surprising number of people don't think very hard about their kinks.

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1 month ago

truly awkward how many things in this world are both a medical condition and a kink (the kink version generally bears minimal resemblance to reality)

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1 month ago

i once saw a kink described as reverse somno and i thought that meant like a sleepwalker as the active partner but no they were just being incredibly heterosexual about it

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1 month ago

bus drivers over here go on strike by turning off the payment machines, so the buses still run but they don't make anyone money

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1 month ago

Citizen evil

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1 month ago
Headline: "Scientists discover emperor penguin colony in Antarctica using satellite images"

Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.

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1 month ago

I was falling over laughing reading this one, highly worth your time.

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1 month ago

feeling lost alone & hopeless at the prospect of being without AO3 for 15 hours? don’t despair- there’s another highly addictive website out there just waiting for you. it’s got heated rivalries. it’s got behavior: mating. and so much more.

that’s right. it’s iNaturalist.

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