works every time
19.02.2026 08:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@hypnyatize.bsky.social
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works every time
19.02.2026 08:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0putting a disclaimer down here that this one's supposed to be funny dont take it too seriously
17.02.2026 07:48 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"goonette faildomme fapbait" USE your WORDS
I want TENSE, WITTY, and AGGRESSIVELY ROMANTIC POWERPLAY in my hypno
I want the BREAKING DOWN and TOTAL OVERPOWERMENT OF THE PSYCHE
Not JELQMAXXING SLOP !!
I think the funniest thing about Deadlock being in closed playtesting rn while also recieving so much attention from fans is that there are characters getting fanart that are literally using placeholder models
Its gonna be hella funny when they become completely outdated
so Elsa is just like, the most blatantly broken hero Rivals has gotten since release right
15.02.2026 05:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In case ur wondering; I am like the sickest I have ever been in years rn lol
hence me being kinda deadge
Its ok tho bc the Pride of Ixia himself is here and hes FUN as SHIT
13.02.2026 10:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Icl the more I play her I think Silver sucks total ass
13.02.2026 08:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Jetpack Cat might actually be my new favorite support
11.02.2026 09:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I tried some more to give the kit at least a little time to grow on me
Absolutely did not, yea this one 1000% aint for me I think Id have more fun eating stale bread
Which sucks bc I seriously need more than one singular dps I actually enjoy (Vendetta)
My god man idk if shes actually weak or if shes just not for me but Anran feels like *complete* dogshit, played like 2 or 3 games and I think Im all done with this hero
06.02.2026 09:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Ill post this one instead
Yes ik I didnt rly need to ult that, but it was funny
Mad as fuck bc I just clutched up a ranked game on Vendetta so hard that my teammates were glazing me on the comms and my recording software shit the bed so the clip is unwatchable GRAHHH
04.02.2026 22:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1fax my sister. spit your shit indeed
04.02.2026 01:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0oh, also:
>hypnovember last year fucked up my drive to do so, bc I felt like anytime I posted a story I was proud of, it would get no traction, while anytime I posted basic slop I wrote in like 10 minutes, it'd do super well
Feel stupid making any kind of hypno post anymore
04.02.2026 00:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Saw Iron Lung finally, good movie. I'd probably give it like an 8.5 but its definitely not for your average moviegoer
I also have an opinion about it
A lot of people are saying that the movie is longer than it should be; personally, I think thats kind of intentional
FurryPawjobCraft season 2
01.02.2026 04:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Haven't posted any hypno in a while
hmm
bird up
30.01.2026 10:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You ever just learn about the existence of a character and go "oh word, you fit the bill, I like you now"
21.01.2026 21:03 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I need to figure out Hytale modding soon
I've got an *idea*..
Any song that uses cut vocal samples as an instrument is probably pretty good
18.01.2026 23:50 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I didn't even play this one particularly well I just think my maniacal laughter is kinda funny
18.01.2026 02:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0my guy im ngl im not sure you should be pushing Q there
15.01.2026 06:06 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0WIth the units theyre giving out in rivals for playin in the online tournaments now dude I should rly find a faction lmao
14.01.2026 23:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Time to draw in all the finsubs.. call that shining the Cat Signalβ’
08.01.2026 20:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Also Yunara just cannot keep her ass out of cinematics, but Im fine with it bc I think she's a pretty great character
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