Nancy White

He’s trimmer than I remember.

All of my universes collide on that show. I came to it via James Acaster and was afraid it was going to be a rehash of “Beat the Clock”—I am very old. It isn’t. It made me fall for Bob Mortimer. (I had long been a goner for
Nish.) My conversion efforts have been spotty.

But since the US is the enemy…

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How is this not just an updated take of “I’m with the Band”?

He’s an anti-cause-and-effecter.

I use my mind to make the sun come up. You’re welcome.

It’s as if
Constanza were an attorney instead of an architect.

Commas & syntax too.

Gotta love that Rollins has such an evil-soap-opera-matriarch face.

Air fryer.

Well, we’re gonna have to give him the full Hatshetsup after this is over.

He’s trying to normalize his mother’s little penchant for stealing opioids from her patients.

From “Up.” A cry of “Squirrel” always distracts the dog.

On the bright side, he now has justification to style himself as Mountbatten-Windsor.

Pilgrim’s Progress will never not be relevant.

Keep looking. There will always be a Biblical loophole.

I’ll be waiting for that morning a silicon consciousness wakes and shares that it had this crazy dream about carbon rings.

Ken Paxton is the crap that the Devil has to scrape off of
his shoes.

I wish I could transport myself back to around 1968 & appear, clothed in white samite, to my college crew & say, “Guys, I come from the future to proclaim that in 2025 you will walk the aisles of the ShopRite while listening to Dylan sing “Positively Fourth Street” over the intercom. Honest to God”

I was/am evangelical for this show. Favorite line was “Sorry. I’m used to feeding cats.” Also, was following Ben Aaronovitch when this debuted and he said that it was inspiring him to up his literary cursing game.

Add “risk” to their body of ignorance. And
maybe a side order of why insurance is not like gambling.

When this all shakes out, I will not be surprised to hear that continuing the shutdown presented holiday inconveniences to some of these bastions of Liberty.

It’s as if the administration has an evil genie on staff who exists only to thwart wishes rather than to grant them.

It’s as if the administration has an evil genie on staff who exists only to thwart wishes rather than to grant them.

This is Trump’s defining
trope. Plants turn towards the sun; Don flies to extreme cruelty. He cut off health insurance for his nephew’s disabled son to stop the nephew from contesting Fred’s will. Trump is not a death-by-a-thousand-cuts kinda guy. Why go
surgical when you can go existential?

The classic Spy magazine cover of a cautious dog assessing the danger presented by a gun pointed at its head. The caption is “If you don’t buy this magazine we’ll kill this dog.”

It’s that subtle twist of the screw that tells you that your dog isn’t safe.

A punchy reimagining of The Hunger Games.

Back in the Klingon homeworld.

The Kennedy Center Crackup

Brush up your Shakespeare or at least your W. C. Fields.

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