missin mutual adoration and romanticized codependency bad tn.
(gucci mane voice) ion want the top, just fellatio
lost the "whose dick looks the fakest" contest bc i got disqualed for having "ai generated submissions" (all submissions were real pictures of my fake-looking dick taken with my samsung galaxy s3)
ur in her dms, she's cautiously pressing my extracted wisdom tooth into her lips, then slowly drawing it into her mouth and rolling the tip of her tongue beneath it
i luh dΙsh biitch ππ₯°πβ₯οΈ
wish they loved me like i want them tooooooooo
big fag be-er has logged on
think this neechy sbs (im sad bout sumthin 2)
where did my balls is
i love you THIIIISSS *unhinges jaw* much
everyone who was with me at my lowest is dead now
i think my animal magnetism is actually just mammal magnetism and the downsides are pretty significant (woke up w mice on me 2x)
ratshot or leprosy???
a crush? (loading shotgun) what's that?
(firmly) no thank you i dont think i like that. i dont want you influencing me with your mind disease. please leave
i can only photograph my own gaze
i be nutting
the sexual act isβat its coreβan exchange of microplastics.
kava got a faggot speaking in legato
what, im suppose to apologize bc on a warm day it be slapping my thighs?
flu game dick still put up numbers
let me tell you bout my day man
woke up with the drawals, i was hungover like haman
idgaf about hot 20 year olds. what you want is someone who grows into their peak attractiveness between 28-42. and then if they die at 43 you get a beautiful sadness
*approaching the subway takes guy unsolicited in front of his house*
"women should be required to transition if they wanna play sports. men should be forced to transition if they want to make music."
fagtorio: it's factorio... for fags!
million dollar idea: over 40 pro sports leagues
fabrique nationale at freddies
i just considered being 61. that's the oldest i've ever thought about reaching lmao
they're premium options now lmao
