“While some have argued that the bad kerning is actually a gesture of humility under God, there’s no evidence of similar kerning errors in other papal tombs.”

more distractions from work ✅

this is EXACTLY what we needed @figma.com thank you. i am bullish on this feature. i think this could become a whole new branch/ product offering for FIGMA universe, I want to join the FigPal division, I have many ideas. Thank you.

any product that has copy-writing that starts with "meet ____" is a red flag. i dont want to meet anyone and neither do you. most certainly __Blank__ will end up in the landfill sooner or later. do better copywriters.

grim times

If you lived with a roommate as unstable as capitalism you would have moved out long ago. - Richard Wolff

If it gets cold, the roses go to sleep. It takes a week to wake them up. 🥀

Y is it everytime I add a splash of oat milk into my coffee I deeply regret it but I never learn my lesson. #givememilkpls

when the group chat devolves into a pile of rogue stickers

good soup

MRL

When the customer asks for raw cheese

Thinkin of makin one of these

More robust go bag

dame.is.gang

A mood ring that works

Using my fingers as spoon

god.dame

what I anticipate before entering the bath house

🌬️

When people say it’s ’dark times’ I want you to remember that USPS is releasing goodnight moon stamps 🌚

Something says the portfolio is actually this…

the mechanics of human dependency, trust, and survival

no

I performed a gesture drawing on my friends plastic tarp wall- which is part of his larger installation up @ cal arts. But the Hughes fire booted his review. We also made a drawing together of a fictional dream I shared-where I was tasked with burying a body bag under a bridge. I promise I’m fun.