Josh Ryan

**ZZ Top voice**
🎶 He’s got meds!
Doesn’t know if he took them 🎶

Been on my new skincare routine for a week now so please tell me how radiant I look next time you see me.

Soft launching them to my therapist

“Sounds like someone seized the meanies this morning”
- Me when my leftist friends are feeling a lil grumpy

Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever sent someone a meme and they repost it?

When Beyoncé said she feels cozy, this is the feeling she was describing.

Let’s get back to work!
(I’m the guy who hoses down all the outdoor night sets in David Fischer films)

Soft launching my Sweetwater sales rep.

I’m begging leftists to stop using grungy/distressed design in their educational materials. It may look cool, but is practically unreadable. Accessibility is your friend.

If Gwen Sefani was a project manager:
🎶 cause ain’t no circle back girl 🎶

Too chaotic for Bumble, not chaotic enough for Tinder.

As the old saying goes “If you don’t like the newest King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard album, wait 5 minutes”

Therapists Suburban Boomers
🤝
Wall art that makes you question their decision making abilities

The Neopets teen to Animal Crossing adult pipeline

2023 Houston/Texas voting guide A guide to voting in the Houston municipal races in fall 2023, including statewide propositions:(Please note that I am employed by the Chris Hollins campaign for Houston City Controller. I am sharin...

I put together a voting guide for Houstonians, including endorsements from the Houston LBGT Caucus, Progress Texas, and the Houston Chronicle.

A couple of opinions there, but mostly just putting these recommendations in one place to help progressive voters: docs.google.com/document/d/1...

When say I’m gonna throw hands, these are the hands I’m referring to:

Boot, scoot, AND boogie?!? In this economy!?!

I’ve heard things about the Logitech vertical mouse. Lots of folks say track ball as well, but I cannot commit to that.

🎶 From the mountains to the prairies
to the window to the waaaaaalllll 🎶