LightMikey

LightMikey

@lightmikey.bsky.social

Lighting geekery. Foodie. Occasionally catch a Pokèmon. Becomes Eurovision pilled between March and May. He/Him

387 Followers 164 Following 3,030 Posts Joined Jun 2023
24 minutes ago

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.

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1 hour ago

We don't need skyways because our traffic is constantly gridlocked due to a lack of parking.

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2 hours ago
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Cool visible satellite today. Snow on the Blue Ridge and places east revealed with clouds rapidly departing.. also shown melting rapidly.

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1 hour ago

NEVER FORGET

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12 hours ago
An image showing that we could avoid the strait of hormuz by pouring the oil into a giant ice luge

Can this be a solution?

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13 hours ago

There are two types of people today. Those that checked the weather forecast, and those who are dressed in short sleeves.

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22 hours ago

SNOW

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1 day ago

americans would be terrified if we knew what a "litre" was

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23 hours ago
Statue of Epstein and Trump posed like Jack and Rose on the bow of a ship, with the capitol just visible under their crotches
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WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings

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1 day ago
Ballot | Login

You can also track your ballot to see if it was mailed to you by way of Singapore:

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1 day ago

Yep. Got it two days ago.

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3 days ago
the new york times post captioned “here are the suggested serving sizes of common household supplies that surprised us the most” with a photo of a glob of white goo in the palm of a hand

gotta be another way to do this

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2 days ago

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

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4 days ago

Tim Kaine supports women's and equal rights by confirming 39 Trump picks.

Dem senators # Trump picks confirmed:

Jeanne Shaheen (NH): 53
Maggie Hassan (NH): 46
John Fetterman (PA): 45
Tim Kaine (VA): 39 👈
Mark Kelly (AZ): 35
Jacky Rosen (NV): 33
Mark Warner (VA): 33
Ruben Gallego (AZ): 31

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2 days ago

It was always burning since the world was turning.

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2 days ago
A showcase results screen from Pokèmon Go, with a 1st place Hoopa, a 10th place Palkia  and a 30th place Dundunsparce.

Quite the spread.

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2 days ago

I apologize in advance for the showcase.

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2 days ago

I am going to start a GoFundMe to buy this place some soundproofing panels

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2 days ago

It is February 2026. We have voted and made it to Stracci

It is March 2026. We have voted and made it to Stracci

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2 days ago

By the way, ol' Jeffy has a massive erection

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2 days ago
A gold statue of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein re-enacting the Titanic ship bow stance in front of the US Capitol The king of the world title plaque. Don and Jeff are built on luxurious travel and nude women, just like in Titanic A Make America Safe Again banner featuring Donald Trump and Jeffrey Eostein

I love this city

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3 days ago
Three stickers on the back of a road sign. Top sticker has a woman with a coffee cup and the text "One day we will wake to his obituary"; Middle sticker has a raccoon with front paws raised, standing in front of a dumpster on fire with the text "Burn the Patriarchy"; bottom sticker has three cartoon bird heads with the text "Amsel, Taube, Wiedehopf, Kacken Nazis auf den kopf!" (Blackbird, pigeon, hoopoe - they shit right on the Nazis' heads)

Tag yourself.

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3 days ago
Gas prices in Washington DC: $5.39, $5.59, and $5.99 for regular, plus, and supreme

Hello there, DC gas

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3 days ago
A mountain of filthy snow with the Capitol Dome in the background

It's nice and cool by Snow Mountain on Capitol Hill

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3 days ago

bluesky is a lot like life in that we weren't really supposed to be here and we're justifiably making it the creator's problem

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3 days ago

No one needed this.

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3 days ago

Yes, Indiana, you are dying of ass cancer because you want a theocratic white nationalist state where women are sex props and science is bad.

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3 days ago
Big press confetence for cars go vroom vroom America Great Fuck Yeah Please support efforts to stop ass cancer A toilet seat on a stick proclaiming that Indiana is dying off ass cancer. Blue flags are behind it representing victims of ass cancer

Police have been cordoning off the Capitol and 3rd st. all morning, so I went to go see at lunch. We have yet another press conference about the race car track around the Mall, but this time more hilarious because it's in front of the ass cancer memorial. And the signage is on TOILET SEATS

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3 days ago

It is the Mondayist of Mondays, where I am at work an hour earlier than I should be, and the surrounding environment smells like a mixture of sewage, old coffee grounds, and enough axe body spray to be life threatening to the elderly.

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