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a cat is sitting on a person 's lap with a tiktok watermark ALT: a cat is sitting on a person 's lap with a tiktok watermark

me after reading my costar this morning oh no

i need more ppl to follow on here cause its literally just me spamming into the void and different oomfs going live on twitch

OH WHILE TH PARK WAS FLOODING TOO IT TURNED VERY HUNGER GAMES TOO god that was actually terrible wdym i have nobody to talk about this with

also might be mad at my roommate unfairly for a few days bc i asked him to help and he just stayed at a bar drinking and hitting on men… only good part was a gorgeous tw*nk helped but then they took their bandana off and had terrible bangs so i swam away anyways good morning

just had a dream my car got buried 40 ft under water after parking at a amusement park in houston and i had to fight a kraken to get to it??? never got my car and i was late asfff to work because of it that was such a niche nightmare for me like okay

a cat with its tongue hanging out and the words honk shoo mimimimi below it ALT: a cat with its tongue hanging out and the words honk shoo mimimimi below it

perfect i did no such thing and made like 2 tiktoks..

need to invite a man over just so he can give me a shoulder massage wait

slept 10 hours and i will be in bed by 8pm nature is healing

first day off since tuesday & i will be cuddling tf out of my snorlax plushy all day

oh this goes crazy im gonna be so annoying with it too

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sarah kinsley the generational talent you are… this ep is the only think im yapping about for a bit i think

that was gay (derogatory)

if i gaslight myself maybe that will help

not allowed to drink at work but nobody said i couldnt be loopy and sleep deprived! its the small wins

ok inbred by ethel was playing so that was probably it but im still hiring for this position and offering 2 drink tickets u just gotta stand and be tall and pretty while i sit

oh just tried sleeping and had a nightmare gonna find a random man to hold me while i do lights tn atp i am not well

nooo im banned from that club still it was for vanjie so it was a kiki and fun just… tired as fUCK now

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nvm im literally a child sent by god to fix shit for drag queens and my work apparently bc she woke up feeling sick (hungover)

like i got late checkout for her and got the hotel to make it for free & got her a later flight

all on 1 hour of sleep mind you going to bed at 6am & waking up at 7…

giiiirl right when i thought i was in the clear… STRESSED AGAIN YAAAY

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also oomf so sorry i did show the pictures u posted on ur story to a famous drag queen tn saying u were my man so she wouldn’t try to sleep with me… but u slutted out with really convenient timing for me ily&tysm………….

ok tonight was cute and stressed about nothing so thats good im so good at my job… girl let me just go on a tour atp hold on

wait new harry at the gay club? im sat

just realized what day it is and im scared again i need to be held after all this

i hope kim jong un’s daughter gets a gay stylist when she takes over nk… it could be so puss

cant wait by jill scott blasting today will be good or i stg god if u see this tweet be nice pls

alexreadstarot read me the fuck down with a tarot reading saying im stubborn and a divine love is out there so thats… coool…. good morning universe

also spiraling bc i grew up in texas and never been on a horse someone make that happen ok gn

oh also im starting to get sick as a cherry on top… werq yay ok

WELL GET UPPP IM SCAREEEED LMAO