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asking me to pull forward to lane 1 for just a patty melt meal… pussy…

being hot and sexy is actually a curse like i wouldnt wish this on anyone

dude trying to cruise me while bartending and i just crop dusted him and about to kick him out lmfao

why did nobody tell me they found out how eels reproduce???

How bout tech bros invent something that can actually help people like a robot that physically removes you from bed in the morning when you just can’t even

as someone that would die for plastic hearts this is her big one.. like wdym ohhh im gonna be insufferable

MILEY CYRUSSSSSSSS

oh my god one month til i see beyonce in houston

miley album tn queen?

why did i meet the gay man that fired trixie matel from the mac counter tn

the twink that walked up to us promoting addison rae’s album then gave us a bump of c*ke once we said we would stream it.. highland is not a real place to me

wait texas is trying to ban vibrators too?? girl why the fuck am i here still

that whataburger line just ruined me like… omfg

pick somethingggg like…

whataburger needs to start taking some gas money out of the the bill if they are gonna be taking this fucking long

this nap im about to take is going to either kill me or resurrect me like jesus christ

i feel like i havent been off work in like 2 weeks what do i do with my timeee wtf

i feel dead who let me work that much in 2 days again

yeast be like

the fact that my labubu is a colby is crazy

never wanted to tweet so bad in my life

also to the man who stared at me the whole shift post show then was outside still while leaving congrats u have creeped me out a bit

the new pinkpantheress is so fuCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD omfg

no why would i smoke before going to heb on mothers day im just sitting in my car not wanting to go in

man i had over ln cuddled my snorlax plushie and not me ive never wanted to die more like what the hell

me wondering why i was called a prostitute by an 80 year old white man last night like bitch u have been around for so long and u havent seen a twink goto a rave? get a grip

xoy getting everyone to promote the fuCk out of hardrubber for GL is so funny and u would too for a check

accidentally posted this with conrads ass out oops

no like when did that app turn into qvc

might just slut out on here some since there is only like 5 of yall using this app fr consider it an exclusive