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old work：Long night

4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A vampire host sits at a desk with a microphone and says, "Welcome to another episode of THE NOCTURNAL INVESTOR!" Panel 2: The vampire continues, "Most investors lack two basic skills: cleverness and patience!" Panel 3: He adds, "I was clever enough to invest $10 in 1792 when the stock market opened. That's worth $22m today!" Panel 4: The vampire finishes with, "I really don't see what Gen-Z is so frustrated about!"

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sorry but alien romulus lacks hairy armpit energy. 2/5

Se não eu, quem vai fazer você feliz?

1. Mom says "rise and shine" 2. Child levitate 3. Light erupts from child's body 4. Mother is vaporized

“portuguese” pizza aka kitchen drain strainer pizza. one of the brazilian many, many litmus tests

a chart showing animal butts with a slider going from pedant, normie, inclusive, chaotic. 1. butt pedant: must fulfill all 4 criteria image of a bear & baboon butt it has a hole, in the rear, round, expels waste the bear & baboon butts are butts 2. butt normie: must fulfill 3 criteria image of a bird cloaca it’s a hole, in the rear, expels waste also used for peeing & mating the bird’s cloaca is a butt image of a clam siphon it’s a tube hole, in the rear, expels waste not round, but inflatable the clam’s siphon is a butt 3. butt inclusive: must fulfill 2 criteria image of a squid funnel it’s a tube hole, expels waste also used for jet propulsion the squid’s funnel is a butt image of a sea anemone’s butt it’s a big hole, expels waste it’s a mouth, also an anus, it’s a manus the anemone’s manus is a butt 4. butt chaotic: whatever you want it to be image of a roundish snail shell the snail’s shell is a butt image of a round sea urchin the entire urchin is a butt

Today I'm bringing back

The Butt Political Spectrum ™

What is A Butt? How do you even define a butt?
Tag yourself I'm Butt Chaotic

moo deng IS brat

and olive oil!!!!

unripe mango, very thin slices. salt, shredded carrots, purple onion, mint leaves and lime juice

brazilian carrot cake

what a sophisticated gentleman you got there

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Advertisers plan to withdraw from X in record numbers | CNN Business A record number of firms plan to cut advertising spend on X next year because of concerns that extreme content on the platform could damage their brands, dealing another blow to the financial fortunes...

A record number of firms plan to cut advertising spend on X next year because of concerns that extreme content on the platform could damage their brands, a global survey by a market research firm found, dealing another blow to the financial fortunes of Elon Musk’s social media company.

ideal proportions

q mundo horrível q vivemos, mulheres n podem fazer mais nada, nao podem divulgar tigrinho, n podem lavar um dinheirinho, não podem divulgar casas de apostas trambiqueiras, puro suco de um país machista. enquanto isso carlinhos mais segue free

a beleza, o bom gosto, o talento….. 🤧💐

like i actually don't wanna be a "productive member of society" i would like to wear soft clothing and learn about how hummingbirds are extant dinosaurs filling the ecological niche of a bee simply bc it interests me today and also not have to worry about rent or a bright light making me cry

pooss wonders…..which seat???? all theirs.

Como evitar que spam, conteúdos +18, bots e mais apareçam na sua timeline — a thread. 🔑🔒

Curta e de RT aqui para espalhar a informação!

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@jonsecchis.bsky.social

🎁 SORTEIO ZELDA ECHOES OF WISDOM

Amigos, junto com a Nuuvem, temos o 1° sorteio para celebrar a nossa chegada no Bluesky!

📄 COMO GANHAR?
- Siga eu e a @nuuvem.bsky.social
- Dê Curtir ❤️ + RT
- Marque um amigo aqui pra seguir a gente tb!

Resultado: 07/07 aproveita que tem pouca gente e Boa sorte!