Machine Gundam Kelly

Machine Gundam Kelly

@kfrigginmoney.bsky.social

Marxist-leninist-pharmacist-feminist. Always left, but never gauche. Certified Beautiful Voice. He/him

142 Followers 184 Following 120 Posts Joined Jun 2023
4 hours ago

time to invest in body bag and pine box futures

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Satellite proposals threaten the night sky In the United States, the Federal Communications Commission (FCC), the agency responsible for authorizing satellite launches and operations…

The FCC just opened public comments on SpaceX's plan to launch a million satellites to do AI compute in space. Under the current proposal, an environmental review won't be required. Please consider submitting a public comment to oppose this damaging plan.
darksky.org/news/two-sat...

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1 week ago

yes, the armaggedon talk is bad, it's also a pretty good way to encourage mutinies, which is the main thing Hegseth is good at

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After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

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We live in a world in which its entirely possible that Iran negotiations failed because people involved bet the under.

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🚨🚨🚨Simpsons reference🚨🚨🚨
Three panels
First is a rocket coming toward Springfield but labels have been changed from Springfield and comet to Telavjc and rocket
Second pane explosion. Moes tavern has been replaced with Quentin Tarantino house 
Third panel. Now saying oh dear god, no but with Quentin’s face over his
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2 weeks ago
barney and moe meme: moe (SCOTUS) thinks he has gotten rid of trump tariffs, but the tariffs return as another BS legal privision
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3 weeks ago

the 100th anniversary. the year of the homeboy

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1 month ago

ICE’s pending $30 billion budget exceeds the military spending of nearly every country, including Canada, Brazil, Mexico, and Iran.

ICE + CBP funding for 2026 would total $66 billion, higher than all but 7 militaries worldwide.

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1 month ago
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‘He’s not the same’: Father of Liam Conejo Ramos says 5-year-old continues to suffer Some people thought they say the 5-year-old during the Super Bowl halftime show. But Liam is still in hiding with his family, after he and his father were detained and then released from a Texas deten...

Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family.

“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.

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Spotlighting The World Factbook as We Bid a Fond Farewell Somewhat devastating news today from the CIA: One of CIA’s oldest and most recognizable intelligence publications, The World Factbook, has sunset. There's not even a hint as to why they …

The CIA just stopped publishing their World Factbook and took every page, including the archived copies of previous versions!

This sucks. It was public domain, so I recovered the 2020 edition (the last one published as a zip file) and shared it to GitHub simonwillison.net/2026/Feb/5/t...

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1 month ago

Kiddies who made it out of the ICE dungeon report sighting a schoolmate. Before this, the school district had no information on their whereabouts. The family has now been connected with a lawyer.

Youngsters who escape a govt dungeon are the only way to track abducted children? This is fine!

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I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly

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it’s not an exaggeration to say that thousands of transgender people have committed suicide and thousands more have had their rights stripped from them as a direct result of actions taken by Jeffrey Epstein and his associates

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1 month ago

Man this thread is pretty long

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1 month ago

You walk into this bar and show your ICE mugshot, you don't pay a dime.

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1 month ago
Ilhan Omar about to punch a slime bucket of a man, just an absolute potato sack looking motherfucker.

nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a squared-up Ilhan Omar and you as a collapsing sewer ogre

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2 months ago

This is the type of stuff you think only exists in Dwarf Fortress patch notes

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1 month ago

“Kill Yourself Now” should be the primary chant

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1 month ago

Dems will always lose on the topic of immigration until they stop indulging the fantasy that immigration is a problem and start actually making a case for reality and humanity

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A major newspaper publishing guide to help people identify the munitions their government is using against them is a real "Late Republic America" timepeice that future historians will comment on.

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1 month ago

i don't know how the rest of the movie will fare over time but putting the Christmas Adventurers on celluloid right in the middle of 2025 was an incredible babe ruth calling-his-shot moment for PTA

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1 month ago

National outlets reporting that a gull grabbed one of Greg Bovino’s french fries and he was carried off when he refused to let go

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Ballon kid hot air balloon

It is being reported that Greg Bovino is floating away in a hot air balloon

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I'm getting reports that Greg Bovino has placed a crisp dollar on a toothpick and is now sailing out of town on a leaf

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‘Trouble in the ranks’: An anonymous source within the DHS reveals that, ever since high-ranking ICE official Gregory Bovino was chased into his mouse hole in the wall, morale at the agency has been low.

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As the AP reports Greg Bovino is leaving Minneapolis tomorrow, DHHS announced it’s referring the Minnesota Department of Education and the Minnesota State High School League to the DOJ for “enforcement action” over alleged Title IX violations (allowing trans athletes to compete/use facilities).

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