Michelle

Drop the Fritos human!!!

I fared so poorly in Monopoly today our 9yr old kept sliding me Ones across the table in pity

The rabbit version of “Ahem”

They are truly their nemesis!

My poor child after several minutes of hiccuping and drinking water trying to stop:

Gah, c’mon body, can we just get it together!!!

Holy WOW!!
This smell is divine.
Grape jam steam bath!
10/10 recommend

Happy Breakfasting!

Just checking in with all the WFH’s out there…

At this point, we all talk to our Roomba’s, yes?

And the dryer is definitely expecting us to sing along with its completion tune?

Using an image, show a movie you are sure you have watched more than 10 times.

(I believe you were present for the very first one!)

Silly monster movie plots, nasty, nightmare-inducing mushrooms, cranky koala infestations, space mold, space fungi kidnappers, espionage, Faerie lawyers, mutiny, Frankenstein forests, evil corporations, super heroes, space carpenters, and TENTACLES! Phew! Be still my beating heart!

What book do you FIRST remember inspiring your passion to read? For me it was this gem from Sir Terry Pratchett. And each consecutive book just fueled my love for reading more and more!

On the precipice
of freedom I doth teetered
Damn you cliff sensors

Reread: Space Unicorn Blues by TJ Berry with a slice of singularity pie and a glass of Veritas to wash it all down

Coffee cream you say?? 🤤

The Three Stages of Delectability

Note: Would not be mad if ⬆️ somehow became a book title

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All attempts to chew through the protective shell have failed.

I have exhausted myself in the pursuit of pumpkin…

She knows you’re hiding the treats somewhere