Henry 😜

Your mom :/

Sooo true

Okay now THIS is a great idea

My mom just told me about her idea for a documentary where trans people talk about their lives but instead of being portrayed as freaks it’s like inspiring stories. Has anyone thought of this before??

Omg nice one of my favorites everrr

Wait wtf I need Linux ?!! Ok texting u lol

Ahhh Tysm!!! They’re both 12ish minutes each so hopefully it’s like doable in one day but I was fully prepared to not use my computer for other stuff tonight

Got home from a full day of work and now I need to teach myself how to make a DCP with freeware on my broken laptop and then make two of them by tomorrow doing great

I made a standing desk out of AFI catalogues

Hey, if you're also a Chicago-based pervert, you should come watch this @degeneracynow.bsky.social vintage leather porn flick screening with me at Music Box next weekend. If you don't live in Chicago, like, move here already? I don't know your life. https://m.bpt.me/event/6047356

Rly excited about this both because I support labor and because I love to make raunchy low hanging fruit jokes

Yesterday Jessi told me I was being homophobic for thinking it was really funny that this gay guy I know just acts super fucking gay. Today I saw a photo of the man in question wearing rollerblades to a protest. Is this a test? Am I being tested by god right now?

I’m not joking but also I’m not fragile but also please don’t pry

My other social media is extremely public facing in a way that makes me not wanna discuss certain things but not that many ppl follow me here so maybe Bluesky will be the place that I type into the void about having randomly witnessed a murder over the weekend lmao

seems gay

Brave!

I love being whimsical AF 😤

Btw my phone is in black and white. Im taking pictures in black and white and posting them from mobile without ever seeing them in color so that if I ever go back and look at them on desktop it’ll be like suddenly seeing w insect vision

My bedside table if I were a little less messy

None of my coworkers want to come to the unhinged erotic body horror screening I somehow got our job to agree to host ??? Ok …

All of my coworkers wear t shirts to the office but I feel I need to wear button downs bc I feel the bar is a bit higher for me due to my questionable hygiene, unhinged laptop stickers, and general overall deal.

Charlie Brown had hoes

the American government does not want you to know that you can change genders at any time

There’s something deliciously wrong about chewing gum while taking a shit

Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals

Need a hotshot young studio executive to propose spending the budget of a single blockbuster on 50 good low budget movies with good marketing campaigns. At least one would probably blow up and start a new indie/“indie” resurgence

Blessed to have engaged, thoughtful, fun audiences who make the screenings feel like an EVENT, a reason to leave ur house.

Idk if this website is useful for promo yet but if ur in Chicago you should come to one of my screenings this month! We got the world premiere of my new shorts program plus the second ever screening of the restoration of this iconic 70s porno.