BDA (Battle Damage Assesment)

It’s like I never left Twitter

News orgs clawing their faces off to avoid ever plainly describing a thing Trump does in direct terms no longer frustrates me, by the way. NYT is correct here. These are not bribes. They’re a clever reference to “the art of the deal” that shitty book from 20 years ago literally nobody has ever read.

Hulk Hogan, lying inexplicably sideways in his open coffin, being visited by a chihuahua dog, who looks distraught. The people behind the coffin do too

I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see

Oh I forgot to post the baseball cards of the striking workers they were handing out. Genius.

Tweeting "I told you so" at people who change their mind about what's happening in Gaza does nothing to help the kids who are being starved to death. Welcome people into the tent. Build a bigger coalition and use it to force political change.

the real victims are the Pod Save America guys

“Crimes rates are dropping and we’ve got to get these kids into the system any way we can.”

Child Amputees, Aid Massacres, Mass Starvation—the Israeli War Crimes NYT Covers Less than Mamdani and 'Globalize the Intifada' Theoretical, third order, speculative violence must be condemned while actual, real world mass violence, that actually exists in reality, is seen as normal and unworthy of sustained coverage.

In the past month NYT has published 32 articles that mention Mamdani and “globalize the intifada", 13 that mention Israel's fake "aid" agency that's killed 800+, 5 on Israel's starvation campaign and two that mention, in passing, child amputees in Gaza. I argue this is makes no sense and is depraved

The director really wanted you to understand the nickname

Drink bleach you heartless bastard

LL COOL J drops out of Wawa Welcome America concert because of union strike LL COOL J said that he is not going to perform at Wawa Welcome America on July 4th in light of the AFSCME District Council 33 strike in Philadelphia.

LL Cool J said that he will not perform at Wawa Welcome America in Philadelphia on July 4th because of union strike

“There is absolutely no way I can perform across a picket line”

I’ve bartended events with this energy. No tips night

…how does this not prove my point about trying to guess what white people will and won’t vote for?

We are on to regime change.

Stifle the eugenicist inside your head. It’s killing people. Maybe even you.

The Onion headline: Gan Initiate Forced to Peacefully Deescalate Conflict to Prove He Not a Cop; pictured are 3 men where two are close to fighting and the third is trying to make peace

The Onion successfully parodied this back in March.

I love the call the station advice. A cop once threatened me for double tapping a crosswalk button

Absolutely devastating and affecting a lot of my colleagues here at @scripps.edu who dedicated their whole careers to coming up with a vaccine for HIV.

Which, btw, outside HIV, has led to a whole field of much better vaccines and vaccine platforms.

song of 2012 summer

master blaster shifts at gourmands were fun though

lol

Really though, congrats to you and your partner. Y'all are great!

Damn, and I thought being your acquaintance for a decade was rough

4 new words added to the script. I want my lawyer. Every day is shut the fuck up Friday

wiegraf

Oh hell yeah! Klondike Fever is pretty rad too

amazing stuff

i did?