Tiffany Irvin

I think I hate the 2nd Beetlejuice even more now. So disappointed.

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Trying "Beetlejuice Beetlejuice" again. I loathed it the first time for many reasons but I'm trying because I'm a die hard fan.

My week old niece is currently having heart surgery. Please keep her and her parents in your thoughts. It's been a very difficult week for them all.

Guns are the leading cause of death of children and teens in the United States.

I wish the establishment cared as much about their lives as they do CEOs.

Spain to enshrine gay marriage and abortion rights into its constitution so 'they cannot be undone in the future' - Olive Press News Spain PRIME Minister Pedro Sanchez today vowed to add abortion rights and gay marriage to Spain's constitution so they 'can never be undone'. The left-wing PSOE

BREAKING: Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez today vowed to add abortion rights and gay marriage to Spain’s constitution so they “can never be undone.”

A serial CEO killer would be an interesting plot twist on the final season of America..

Congrats to Florida!

#1 in book censorship

#47 in SAT scores.

Way to go!

#floriduh

The ACLU receives ZERO federal funding.

Zero.

This is the guy who is supposed to tell everyone where the government should cut funds.
I'm pretty sure having a fuckton of money kills brain cells...

I can find no flaw in this proposal

You cannot buy any more books until you read the ones you have. It’s a lie and I know it’s a lie, even as I say it.

My mom answers the phone like she's in the middle of defusing a bomb

Remember

Before you eat the rich, you have to...

Kill the rich
Bleed out the rich
Remove the organs of the rich
Butcher the rich
Tenderize the rich
Prep the grill for the rich

Etc

Christmas is so much prettier when you have an ✨astigmatism✨ 🤷🏻‍♀️

sorry to the nerds with weird DNA; cilantro tastes good as hell

It's astonishing to me that I am fighting so hard to get the money to pay property taxes in March so I'm not homeless but there's zero assistance programs. I'm on disability.

Low angle view of a rosy bonnet mushroom with an upturned wavy cap highlighting its glowing soft pink gills and a tall pale pink stem growing through a carpet of leaf litter on a forest floor.

🌸 rosy bonnet 🌸

Buy your loved-ones lotsa banned books for the holidays.

If you as a parent do not want your child to read about something, that is your job as a parent to oversee their reading. It should absolutely not affect what children who are not yours are reading.

Why would you watch Avatar when you could watch Fern Gully?

I like how Little Shop of Horrors stops for a second and goes “yeah I’ve got a real fuckin beef with Dentists!!” and then goes back to the plant stuff

Me *orders our food fluently in Italian to impress my date*

McDonalds drive-thru employee: what

Ask not for whom the door dashes, it dashes for thee

4 panel comic featuring a red guy and a yellow guy. Panel 1: Red guy: How can you be smiling when a man has been shot dead? Panel 2: Yellow guy: His company policies denied vital medical care to those who needed it. He profited off the death and misery of thousands of vulnerable people Panel 3: Yellow guy produces a white sheet of paper and says: Here’s a photo of him while he was doing it Panel 4: Yellow guy is holding a photo of a man with a huge smile on his face

here’s a comic about smiling

Hallmark Presents: Werner Herzog’s Uncaring Universe Christmas

If there’s one thing we’ve learned today, it’s that people REALLY hate health insurance companies.