Von Deezy

Gambling apps are like those Candy Crush/Bejeweled-style games from back in the day in terms of wanting your money, but at least those had gameplay.

I followed ONE furry artist on Tumblr. ONE. And now it’s furries everywhere the sun touches.

Man, I really want to develop some kind of online presence, but it feels impossible to do if you don’t fit a certain mold.

I don’t want to talk about only one specific kind of thing; I want to babble about technology, pop culture, and movies whenever the urge hits. But that’s not marketable, is it?

Linux is basically veganism for operating systems.

They don’t tell you that when you grow up on the Discovery/History Channel, your brain activates whenever you see yet another sepia-toned poster of a white guy crossing his arms behind a title in Papyrus font.

(I’m thinking about Sam and Woody from Cheers.)

The curse of having fandom brain is that whenever I watch pre-internet sitcoms, I know which characters people would ship if it were relevant in present day.

This will either age like a fine wine or like milk, but if it comes true, I will be SO proud that I got it right.

…What if Angel Dust’s romantic endgame isn’t with Husk, but actually with Baxter?

I really wish YouTubers (mainly the drama ones) would stop using uncut clips of Discord shouting matches, or worse, showing disturbing behavior outright.

The subject matter is already uncomfortable as it is, and showing it directly removes the buffer that makes it watchable in the first place.

But yes, that could’ve gone south super easily if she was purebred, and unfortunately shelters get a lot of these guys.

Cuy piggies can never be tamed and never get used to you. They’re terribly afraid of humans and no amount of love and care can make it go away. :(

80% sure my heavy af linebacker of a guinea pig is half cuy: the type bred for food.

I say half because luckily, she’s not perpetually scared for her life like a full cuy would be, just a lil shy ☺️

Hi, I was the baby who’d cry on airplanes. On behalf of crying airplane babies everywhere, I offer my deepest apologies. We were young. We were reckless. We knew not what we did.

Shoutout to those little cloths in glasses cases that don’t do anything to actually clean your glasses.

How to defeat the Amigara Fault from Junji Ito: gain 10lbs so you can’t fit

I wonder if the recent bump in The Sopranos’ popularity is because people were looking for another show like Breaking Bad.

I loathe that “this is 50 shades of f*cked up” has embedded itself into my lexicon. It’s so dumb it somehow wraps around into being good.

“Let’s start a band!” is the 80s version of “We should start a podcast!”

I love how “can they solve the Kira case from Death Note” has become the global standard in assessing whether a fictional detective is good or not.

Do you ever think animals talk dumb to us the way we talk dumb to them?

Seeing this “Lulu’s Back in Town” comic gave me horrible flashbacks to Axel in Harlem. Wonder if it was intentional or an unholy coincidence.💀

2015 was 10 years ago aaaaaah

How many Christmas songs has the Jackson 5 released???

Don’t know why YouTubers say, ‘Only X% of you are subscribed’ like it’s a problem. It means your content is reaching new viewers. It’d be way worse if your videos were *only* seen by your subscribers!

I’ll occasionally binge-watch my favorite ERB battles, and even 10 years down the line, I’m amazed at how many references I still catch that I missed before.

Also I’m pretty sure 2014 was peak 2010s. Shouldn’t have to say why 😭

How did we all collectively agree that 2007 was peak 2000s?

‘I’m so sorry I haven’t been active, guys!!’ is something I see way too often online.

It’s unfortunate that the constant pressure to churn out content 24/7 makes people feel guilty whenever they can’t keep up.

Like, it’s okay, it’s human. We shouldn’t have to feel sorry for being human.

My guinea pigs may be stupid…

So many speedpaints don’t show the sketching process! Please show it I wanna see!!! 🥺

I have no idea how to curate my feed because that requires me knowing more than 10 people to follow.