Jack Fitzpatrick

Jack Fitzpatrick

@jack-fitzpatrick.bsky.social

Coconut Grove, FL (alas)

118 Followers 86 Following 73 Posts Joined Oct 2024
1 day ago

"no responsible TFC" key words

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2 days ago

Yes! You beat me to it. If Lil Marco has his way we may hear about them a lot more soon!

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2 days ago

The US Navy has not faced a well armed opponent in 80 years. Their super carriers have never fought. Could it be they are afraid to send their ships into battle in the strait of Hormuz?

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2 days ago

I cannot for the life of me figure out why that cross doesn't burn a hole right through to her black heart

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1 week ago

Got today's edition. Thanks

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1 week ago

Nothing in spam, I'm fitzpjc@gmail.com

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1 week ago

I keep signing up but it never appears in my email.

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1 week ago

It was after the first wave of the Tet offensive, jan-feb '68, which the North lost militarily, but which also woke Cronkite, and the American people to the lies they had been told

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2 weeks ago
BARSTOOL.COM - @barstoolZ

Isn't that the moron from Barstool.com?
Where does DeSantis get these att. Gens?

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3 weeks ago

Frozen iguana

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1 month ago

Please close your ads with a simple "Thank you".

The polite ending serves to contrast you with the enemy.

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1 month ago

Did he make her give him the money that goes with the award?

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1 month ago

By now you should be familiar with Pam Bondi's rhetorical style. She is the very definition of assholery

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1 month ago

$3.00 regular in Miami today

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1 month ago

Do any of these recipes actually make the salmon taste good?

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2 months ago

Mr. Emmer, meet Mr. Chamberlain

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2 months ago

I think you should write more science books. You have a wonderful explanatory talent

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2 months ago

Tell them 50% of the grade will be "readability". But tell them on the 1st day of class.

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3 months ago

If you see John Roberts in person, be sure to tell him he’s a worse Chief Justice than Roger Taney (pronounced “tawny”). That’s a nerd burn that will hit him where it counts.

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3 months ago

Look, people, there is no evidence that Senator Tom Cotton was caught pleasuring himself while watching the video of those survivors clinging to a portion of a wrecked boat until they were murdered by a second missile.

There's just no truth to that at all. Stop saying it.

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4 months ago

Why do they keep having Johnson on? He does nothing but lie.

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4 months ago

If you've ever been a fan of or even just listened to Marc Maron's WTF podcast then give a listen to his final pod with Barack Obama.

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5 months ago

My only consolation is that there is a really smart Bitcoin con artist who very soon will take the Trump kids for every bitpenny they own

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5 months ago

No, they asked me why today and I just replied Kimmel

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6 months ago

Don't worry Philip. We'll (I'm 77) will be dying off soon.

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6 months ago
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6 months ago

I see
and I hear
and I speak no evil;
I carry
no malice
within my breast;
yet quite without
wishing
a man to the Devil
one may be
permitted
to hope for the best.

-“An Ethical Grook” by Piet Hein

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6 months ago

Yea this is the best one yet. 😅

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6 months ago
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6 months ago

These can't be real cops or feds. None of them are wearing masks.

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