I softened for you!
They’re spraying me with a fine mist then rotating me before tutting and chucking me in the bin later
Therapist said that sick feeling in the pit of my stomach is actually the deep seated shame of my bodies inability to cast a foreboding shadow
some simpsons on a sheet
Lovingly handcrafting you a loincloth before we take to the forests never to return again
Smirking at the guy selling jewellery made of bone shards next to me 😏 “why yes, you can”
soon I will live again
Small group of normies just entered the bazaar we’re back
My predators are slipping and sliding all over the place today 😏
Developing microscopic suction cups on my skin which extract all the grease from my pores, leaving behind me a protective trail of oily liquid
Good satyrs require clarity of pan pipes. Your mr tumnus playing sounds like muddy ass
Pressing the make it stop button only for someone to remind me it’s a gimmick one I duct taped to the wall months ago
crazy that people continue to exist even when i can't see them
We're on the cutting edge of spoon technology here folks.
They asked me but I was busy
Hyper off the jasmine green
Went to the bazaar and all the other bazaar guys made fun of me cause I only sell normal stuff 😔
Idk what if they’re allergic to my nutrients
I wish you’d take this seriously 😤
trying out different mouth shapes during my meal
Eating my nutrient pellets in bed today
It’s crazy how he went all the way to Chicago for an overcoat
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Road testing a giant scarab
Full submersion in this economy 🫨
I don’t know what to believe anymore
Pharmaceutical ad protagonist: I’m so glad I can get back to the real me. I have a full day ahead of playing croquet, tousling a boy’s hair, dancing bachata, and doing something with quiche
Happening a lot lately
Woke up partially submerged in murky waters again
