tara

No offence man but we’re all kinda tired of you yelling “No one could possibly defeat me!” at every opportunity in the hopes of attracting a worthy adversary

1800's ship captain: This expedition will be the most dangerous undertaking and we all may well perish on the journey. We should bring a monkey with us. It will live in my room.

saw some random guys doing this exact thing behind a strip mall today
just kept walking

If you put things just out of my reach it will only serve to stimulate my vision and build on my upper body strength

My friend always has to sprinkle herself in thyme and rosemary every weekend in the hopes she might end up baked in a pie

Night sky report

me and my buddy are doing a somber version of feliz navidad with minor chords and kind of a funeral military march drumbeat. it's about society and the current moment

Robot nanny knocked all our pictures down and i don’t wanna ask why because i know it’s just going to be more of her usual bullshit

Anything above 18 feels toasty to me

blue jay

blue jay #birds

a black cat laying on an orange blanket with his fangs sticking out lookin like a critter

straight up critter

Currently being torn apart by virtues in the desert, but it's chill.

Wow, thanks so much for showing me this "Art". Just what I needed - to be drawn more deeply into the World of Illusion.

i’m chillen in my structure

taking acid and playing wii tennis for 12 hours straight

pumpkins in the woods

trade offer: these are mine. you can't have these

personal trainer told me walking circles around something imbues it with power

When i ran out of jokes I became a harbinger and when I ran out of ill portents I became a smooth gray stone warmed by the wan winter sun

I'm sort of experiencing the benefits of a kind of universal energy I call "Oif", which you can learn all about in my new book "Beyond Paradigms: Entering the Age of Oif"

photo of an ancient babylonian lion mask from a museum. it doesn’t really look like a lion as it has a very human nose and arguably also a moustache

raarr

my whole family just washed down the same storm drain

The moon Callisto has a hollow interior inhabited by ape people, reptilians, grays, cromagnon transplants, ghost orbs, insectoids, lava monsters, automotons, elfs, wise energy clouds, mummies, and so on.

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A single line poem

I have an irrational fear of bloodthirsty zombinoid creatures from beyond

I think they oversee just about everything here

Go right

The unknown device has been disconnected.

Bunsen Muppet: I dunno man, I might take a little more I think I’m sub-threshold
Beaker Muppet:….uhhh I’m meeping out

I shall be following out of sight, along with a fellow Battlemage. Make no attempts to speak to us; trust that we will protect you.