Me when I’m rolled up in a blanket with everyone and carried to safety🥰
05.03.2026 11:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me when I’m rolled up in a blanket with everyone and carried to safety🥰
05.03.2026 11:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🫡 🛌
05.03.2026 11:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🧎♀️⛱️
05.03.2026 11:18 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0One day I will get a new one..
05.03.2026 11:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0hey
05.03.2026 11:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🥱
05.03.2026 11:13 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I thought I did but I can’t remember
05.03.2026 11:11 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The expression "There are no atheists in foxholes" refers to the religious epiphany often experienced after seeing how lovingly foxes care for their kits in their burrows.
02.03.2026 00:50 — 👍 119 🔁 20 💬 2 📌 0Tomorrow we'll be adhering to Gaia's will
05.03.2026 03:14 — 👍 33 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0If you stare long enough in the mirror you can invoke your demon form and give yourself a little jump scare
17.07.2025 23:22 — 👍 102 🔁 11 💬 3 📌 1
Picture of a tired woman looking glum for no reason in particular
How it feels to be a sleepy lil guy
05.03.2026 11:09 — 👍 106 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
digital continuous line drawing of a cow's face. not signed by yours truly but drawn by yours truly, macnult 🎨
moo
04.03.2026 20:49 — 👍 121 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 0😟 I know they don’t accept them from anyone afflicted by an ancestral curse
04.03.2026 23:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Tax dollars well spent- townsfolk who remember the great wars that came before he found spinster chiding to distract himself with
04.03.2026 23:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
pearl the medium gray dog lying on a pendleton fleecy blanket with her paws close together, smiling with her eyes closed. her gayness and body shape remind one of the at-at or whatever. from star war
sleeping at-at
04.03.2026 20:32 — 👍 86 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0Didn’t know they did this
04.03.2026 23:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You can drop your unwanted nail clippings or clumps of hair in any of the earths many crevices. The strange hybrid creatures who live down there will thank you warmly for the gesture
04.03.2026 22:59 — 👍 103 🔁 11 💬 6 📌 0(nodding my head) I’m probably a real person
04.03.2026 22:58 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why not do both
04.03.2026 22:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🗣️
04.03.2026 22:53 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Slowly repainting various pieces of furniture in my home and denying any change when people come to visit
04.03.2026 22:31 — 👍 23 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Effortlessly defeating another rhetorician with my signature technique "The Philosopher's Penetrating Gaze"
04.03.2026 19:02 — 👍 31 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0My barnacle stores are gonna make me a fortune. I tried to tell them all
04.03.2026 22:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bro is holding these truths to be self evident 🤣
04.03.2026 16:04 — 👍 171 🔁 26 💬 4 📌 0I want everything I could possibly desire
04.03.2026 20:12 — 👍 37 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0We used to listen to water from the hose
28.02.2026 13:50 — 👍 107 🔁 18 💬 4 📌 0Cats must fight great battles of the mind to prevent malevolent spirits from entering the home that is why they’re so sleepy all the time
04.03.2026 22:21 — 👍 125 🔁 24 💬 6 📌 1Important to have a side hustle
04.03.2026 22:18 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I have no ancestor spirits after a university drug trial obliterated them
04.03.2026 03:16 — 👍 61 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 0
On weekends she charges money for lessons on how to be a cozy lil guy
04.03.2026 22:16 — 👍 180 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0