tara

This is the kind of banter we all flock to work for

Of course 😌 friends fizzle out together

*you watch horrified as dozens of small fuzzy creatures rip through my flesh and burst forth from my chest cavity*

There is ample room in my heart for an unlimited number of small fuzzy creatures

What a time to be aware of facts and information

Dent’s fog

Doctor gave me some of the medicine that allows you to dissolve in the rain

The clumbersome homie

Sometimes you gotta crawl before you can clumber

I dreamt I was a bunny // I dreamt I was a cat // The dreams in which I'm flying are the ones when I'm a bat.

I could fester in a shed

🚶‍♀️omw

My exile to The Desolate wastelands has been delayed after a tumbleweed appeared with a note pinned on it stating that the wastelands are suddenly “full” 🙄

That’s just an urban legend

Cheers in advance

Does anyone mind if I slowly decay beneath their porch?

Desert Vigil - desert animals paying their respects to a lone cowboy for this month’s riso print

Trickster mounds I’m sure 😅

#chrisdreams ✨

sickened/delighted by infinite items

Came across a field of sentient earthen mounds. They told me your wife disrobes and dances freely amongst them each time the moon is full and becomes untethered from the mortal plane

Hate that guy

Godwin the cup boy challenged Pudding the cook to a floury rolling pin duel last night and he’s spilled six carafes today. I don’t think his left hand is working at all.

Dog types I like: horse-sized and fluffy, small and fluffy, Shiba Inu, Anubis paranormal interdimensional type ones, Weimaraner

I liked it better when you were able to secrete it silently as you took to the skies

No babe I love the plume of noxious gas you release every time you evolve

welcome 😌

the pig diseases in me see the pig diseases in you

Burrowing deep into the mulch pile for the weekend and carrying back enough nutrients on my bristled skin for everyone

Ah,