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Pants Shaton

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PHM. Invented the term PHM. Official biggest fud on Hearts Twitter De facto biggest fud on Hearts BlueSky Dislike Hibs and fascists. Especially Hibs fascists.

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I’m ready to accept we WILL win the league now

02.03.2026 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I agree but by the time the players are making their lap round - hector gets players and fans singing together

02.03.2026 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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He reminds me of this exchange:

01.03.2026 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Playing the fucking Carpenters?

Cool pal, we get it, β€˜top of the world’ anyway, you’ve just killed the atmosphere.

01.03.2026 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This will only drive racists to learn ventriloquism. Nobody wins.

01.03.2026 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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HEART OF MIDLOTHIAN FOOTBALL CLUB

01.03.2026 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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League one but not sure he’s playing

01.03.2026 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œYou look like you’d enjoy Dubai” remains one of the all-timer great insults

Thoughts and prayers, anyway, to all the classless, culture-free arseholes who partake of it.

01.03.2026 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Talking about him today with my son - apparently he’s at Wycombe

01.03.2026 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The β€˜Hunnet’

01.03.2026 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not enough people are saying that this guy’s ludicrous hairstyle is not compatible with being a normal human being / successful football manager.

An absolute fraud in the process of being rumbled.

Possible that Rangers are being managed by his hair rat

01.03.2026 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Money Mark - Too Like You
YouTube video by Beastie Boys Collection Money Mark - Too Like You

I’m down a golden era of music* rabbit hole

*when I was a student

youtu.be/qG2W8LFJM4E?...

01.03.2026 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably same era - had their album too

01.03.2026 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m still raging that they got Albert Kidd to mix it

01.03.2026 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Quasi - I Never Want To See You Again
YouTube video by Domino Archive Quasi - I Never Want To See You Again

Since you’re on the beers @everybodylovesij.bsky.social

One you approve of? youtu.be/njNGyvnMF3k?...

01.03.2026 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

His son has posted a great video of it on X. You can get the link on Hearts Standard

01.03.2026 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wasn’t 100% sure about it before the game yesterday but Colin Chisholm out singing the Hearts Song for the teams coming out was class

01.03.2026 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Thundercunts are go!

01.03.2026 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wee bit of light banter

(In all seriousness, we’ve been shite against the shite and I’m not counting on a win there on our path to victory - let’s call that β€˜icing on the cake’)

01.03.2026 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

An American once asked me what part of London Scotland was in. The idea people outside the UK give a flying fuck about the Glasgow derby is extremely fucking funny

01.03.2026 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cunt was raging at Del at full-time. McInnes apparently narrowed the door of the away dressing room prior to the match .

01.03.2026 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aye, I posted that earlier. Arrogant cunt

01.03.2026 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That chubby cunt got told where to go by Slick Del

01.03.2026 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Folk like my old boy seeing us lose 3 league titles on the final day is a cruelty I’m not willing to contemplate

01.03.2026 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Scott Arfield on the Sky commentary today: β€œThe biggest game in world football”

The half-wittery and parochialism required to truly believe this is utterly breathtaking.

01.03.2026 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
a man wearing headphones is pointing at something in front of a poster that says england ALT: a man wearing headphones is pointing at something in front of a poster that says england

That wee runt McGregor asserted, after today’s game, that β€˜it’s still in our hands’

Thereby making it clear that he feels Hearts have got no chance of winning the league.

01.03.2026 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

After which, winning all our home games should see us right!

01.03.2026 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pah! I’m visualising our path to glory. It’s almost New Age

01.03.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For Rangers that should be W7 D2

01.03.2026 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0