Pants Shaton

Pants Shaton

@pantsshaton.bsky.social

PHM. Invented the term PHM. Official biggest fud on Hearts Twitter De facto biggest fud on Hearts BlueSky Dislike Hibs and fascists. Especially Hibs fascists.

470 Followers 364 Following 4,846 Posts Joined Oct 2023
7 hours ago
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9 hours ago

No record of badgers executing miners

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9 hours ago

She’s a force of nature - unbelievable

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10 hours ago

Not buying it pal - your hand could be massive for all I know

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12 hours ago

I probably could unless they got that one from Trainspotting in the lineup

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12 hours ago

I think that’s where I’m at but it won’t help if we don’t do it

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15 hours ago

I’m a NO because I feel there’s too much arrayed against us. That said, maximum points from our pre-split games and I’ll turn to YES (75 points at that stage would be hard to overcome)

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15 hours ago

Hearts people: If pushed to make a prediction, YES or NO, do you think we will win the league this season?

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15 hours ago

Can anyone provide examples of ‘Wrong man - right time’ ?

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17 hours ago
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Dave Cormack last night

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19 hours ago

Jim Goodwin not interested?

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20 hours ago

Did Kurskis relegate us?

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20 hours ago

It’s a nightmare of AI video pish, nazism and borderline porno. Apart from that it’s cool.

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1 day ago

Spurs keeper shite aye?

Come back and speak to me after you’ve watched Joel Pereira’s performances in 19/20 season.

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1 day ago

Manager sounds like a total fud.

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1 day ago

Nah. Remaining members of 85/86 squad would be my preference

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1 day ago

If we win the league, I would like to see Craig Levein and Gary Mackay carry the trophy out before it’s presented to Shanks.

Would be a lovely gesture

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1 day ago

Comeback’s on!

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1 day ago

That’s it for me. Reminds me of being a kid on the terraces

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1 day ago

I have googled who Thibault Klidje is and all I can say is 😂

Honestly never heard of the cunt

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1 day ago

I’ve never smoked (not cool enough) but I like the outdoor waft of second hand smoke. I miss the smell of pubs being masked by cigarette smoke.

I detest walking into a mist of fucking cherry emitted by a 60 year old man. Grow up for fuck sake.

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1 day ago

I couldn’t not post this

#Slop

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1 day ago

I write to you as a proud Connecticunt…

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1 day ago

Say what you like about it but at least smoking was objectively cool.

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1 day ago

I believe in the death penalty for murderers and vapists

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1 day ago

Bit of schadenfreude for Diamond Daniel Stendel!

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1 day ago

As an anti-secessionist, I can confirm that my opinion that he’s an arsehole has nothing to do with where he’s from.

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1 day ago

You should complain - that’s totally unacceptable conduct

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1 day ago
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Joey Barton arrested after man assaulted near golf club The former footballer was arrested along with a second suspect near Huyton and Prescot Golf Club.

This is not the Joey Barton I kn…

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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2 days ago

My sister-in-law had to get a Lyceum membership to secure our tickets about a year ago

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