Lee

I am the enigma

No way @trishapaytas.bsky.social has given birth to the dead souls of Queen Elizabeth, and the latest being a mix of Pope Francis AND #OzzyOsborne

I’m gonna dark Irish my pants so hard rn

I have risen

Nvm not getting Mexican today. I will be getting falafel when I wake up.

When I’m done getting my bowels picked at tomorrow I want some hot fucking Mexican food

My stomach is gurgling full of soda and laxatives ✨💗

My tummy rumbles with happiness and respect

Um excuse me sir can I have my severed toe back pls

I almost been laid off more times than I’ve actually been laid

What in the name of fucking ?

#keirstarmer is just British #billclinton economically w all these gross social security cuts on the disabled.

Brisket? More like egg in a basket or something like that

Can someone tickle my eyeballs pls. Preferably during REM. Thx

Ye g

The nails are the planes, the toes are the twin towers. #analogy #neverforget

Guh all the way 💯💯

Tetanus is the epitome of locking tf in. #mog

They made me do it.

Hey so my toe was impaled by a nail at work yesterday! #balls

Someone should gift me a gym membership bc I’m hot.

If you eat warbles maybe try not to, okay!? It’s cruel.

Please God make the last hour of this day not a circus. 🙏🙏✨✨

Can we go one day without Israel doing something fucking repulsive?

When life gives you crazy, you make sandwich.

I hope #elonmusk kills himself in honor of men’s mental health month.