Mike Robial

I cut onions on my left side so my left face is running

Be wary: your stepfather may be anti-soup. Very serious

Holy shit

I didn’t know Yucca could get that big! That’s wild

Mario means jump man in italian

“What are you talking about?”
*bludgeons you with a hammer*

I was referring to the other two Erinyes, Tisiphone and Megaera and I don’t know what you speak of unfortunately

Lady Butterfly and Sister Friede can kiss my damn ass 🙄🙄🙄

And what of the other two?

This evokes a truly terrible mental image

I’m sorry about your butt

Workshopping an even fiddlier crab

This was Josh three, common misconception

Everyone, we’re moving to Pripyat

Dinosaurs on my chain and my rollie, I got prehistoric tech

I would like to congratulate the proud nation of Kosovo on 18 years of independence from Serbia

Idk if it’s because I’m allergic to the other ones, but the critically panned brown sugar pop tart is quite delectable

Peeee you!! Smells like doodoo ass outside today

I fully support lying to people to further your own goals

Thank you!

Opening shot of Twin Peaks: a female Varied Thrush sitting on a Douglas Fir branch in the foreground, blurry lake in the background

Girl. Get a damn grip! 🤨🤨🗣️🗣️🗣️

The old laughing lady

They’re calling me something

Nasty ass god-awful milk stout made me have convulsions every time it hit my soft palate

Anyone seen this before?

Three dollars. $3.00
I love to smilw big ans i love to danse
Please hire me
- witg love, Michael Robrobial

I’ve heard pf things or two

Would you rather: amino acids edition: tryptophan or phenylalanine??

Bringing “shoot” and “darn” into the mainstream lexicon

Vegetarian because I don’t know what meat is