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@ironsides.bsky.social

Ex dog owner (hit him a lil TOO hard and the neighbors called services) Straight white cis man 💚lexi💚 Bait/ironic tweets 40% of the time https://ironsides.carrd.co/ https://ironsidesmonke2.straw.page

63 Followers  |  35 Following  |  1,556 Posts  |  Joined: 19.11.2023  |  1.9977

Latest posts by ironsides.bsky.social on Bluesky


Thats OKAY if you said that to me, but you wouldnt use the word small, ok?

18.02.2026 22:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lexi pillow!!

18.02.2026 22:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Pillard the boy who likes blue

17.02.2026 22:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Intimately kissing while bilard watches sounds like my kinda party

17.02.2026 06:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

billardswap au he likes green instead of purple

17.02.2026 06:12 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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a cartoon man with a sad look on his face is standing in front of a group of aliens . ALT: a cartoon man with a sad look on his face is standing in front of a group of aliens .
17.02.2026 06:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Keene Milton. Listen here and listen well. Although you strive to achieve equality between humans and pets, the ways you go about doing this is just deplorable. If you do not stop this abhorrent behavior, i shall see to myself to smack your tiny mustelid ass back to Pandemonium where you belong.

17.02.2026 06:02 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

No. I wont allow them to do that. Not to lexi.

17.02.2026 01:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bravo!!!

16.02.2026 23:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank u!!

16.02.2026 23:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So he's kinda like a big has been villain that no body respects its awesome

16.02.2026 23:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And he's super depressed that no one considers him batmans arch nemesis and that he's the first villain bat girl takes down

16.02.2026 23:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And he has the moth mansion (that gets foreclosed because it was bought with a loan) where he tries to come up with devious plans

16.02.2026 23:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So he's a wannabe villain, pretty much an "evil batman" (he calls himself rhat) but super poor and stupid

16.02.2026 23:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

OMG I LOVE KILLER MOTH!!

16.02.2026 23:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Someone replied about drawing us if we recreated this

16.02.2026 04:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Which one would u be!!

16.02.2026 03:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

keep on making art of bubsy as an attractive trans woman its making me want to buy the game

16.02.2026 03:09 — 👍 11    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 0

Oh wow! Whats ur opinion on us doin this,,,

16.02.2026 03:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Im not seeing any of these arts!!!

16.02.2026 03:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Staring intensely at the waiter to activate my mind powers so her tray of drinks crash to the ground

15.02.2026 20:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Remake the fucking lego mystery machine!

15.02.2026 08:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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www.housepetscomic.com/comic/2009/0...
Hover text: Cut On The Dotty Line

14.02.2026 01:51 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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www.housepetscomic.com/comic/2022/0...
Hover text: And what’s so special about linear time, anyway? There’s a lot of other modes of time you know!

14.02.2026 17:06 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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When youre the butt of every joke:

14.02.2026 19:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The older boba fett helmet/jetpack mold is better than the new one

13.02.2026 23:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ur one of the main character in my love story!!

12.02.2026 19:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Toxic Turkey

27.11.2025 18:16 — 👍 864    🔁 109    💬 19    📌 0

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