Hercules

"Bit boring to hold all that back, if you ask me."

"Non-stop, you mean?"

/No kidding!

That's by design, of course

a cartoon of ned flanders from the simpsons says okly dokily ALT: a cartoon of ned flanders from the simpsons says okly dokily

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He's currently seated atop a bar stool, an almost bored expression on his face. The demigod twirling a now empty beer keg on his finger.

"𝐈 𝐣𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞, 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐧𝐝, 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐲 𝐦𝐲 𝐞𝐱𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞..."

𝐒𝐈𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐑🩶𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐀-𝐁𝐀𝐋

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❤︎ & ↻

/i'm so not one to talk lol

/damn, someone beat me to making a hulk

Honestly, who wouldn't?

/having an account that could probably be flipped also helps

/probably helps that i've played two of them before

/tempting

/ikr? It's been ROUGH

You'd have thought from the look at said bulge that it was fully grown already. And yet, he was still half flaccid. Not for long, at the rate things were going.

"Mine, huh? I do like the sound of that..."

At his age, he very well might have, let alone taking into account the kind of man he is. Not the sort that would be turning down this sort of thing if he could help it.

And since she just so happened to offer...

"How much time do you have?" he asked, grin spreading on his face once more.

In fairness to the demigod, what man wouldn't want to get at least a grab at the immaculate curves she boasted? It just so happens his hand is large enough to grab the bulk of that cheek as well, tight as his grip was.

"Would you be all that surprised if I said "Go ahead"?"

He kind of figured today of all days would have been a bit more exciting, yeah?

No, he is not having a drink at this time of night.

He's having a 𝙠𝙚𝙜, thank you very much!

In his defense, this is the first he's had in about a month.

/should i do something other than game tonight orrrrrrrrrrr

"Well, if I wasn't doing so before, I sure am 𝙣𝙤𝙬."

- thought right. Then again, I'm not one who shies away from letting such thoughts be known."

Hercules, being the kind of man he was, wasn't exactly looking to say 𝘯𝘰 to such an offer. And this was a body that was absolutely ripe for exploration...

One of his large, strong arms was already wrapping around that tight, toned waist. Hercules wasting no time in grabbing at her ass.

"You -

A view that Hercules had very much appreciated of course. He wasn't even trying to hide how much he'd been checking out her body all this time.

"I can't say that I have..." he mused, tongue briefly gliding along his lips.

"They all happen to built like you, or are you an 𝙚𝙭𝙘𝙚𝙥𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡 case?"

Because more often than not, they didn't believe he was the genuine thing. Which struck him as odd, really. Given the things that tend to happen in average day to day life these days.

"That's certainly one way of putting it..." he remarked, grinning.

/Or should I try and do stuff with what I brought over here already? 😅

/So

Cyclops, Venom, Multiple Man, Luke Cage, Daredevil, who are we feeling?

Perhaps the two of us could meet up sometime.

See if we can break the ice a wee bit more.

He always did like a woman with an incredible body and that hadn't really changed. Likely wouldn't any time soon. In fairness, given the body in front of him...

"Well, I didn't grow up on Olympus, to be fair." he answered with a shrug. "I've been around the "regular folk" long as I can remember."