Troy Wagner

A lot of people are sending me that MH shirt some dude is selling on tiktok and instagram. No, it’s not official. I reported it and you can too!

Mine goes “Ew! Loser!”

GOTY 2025

A bit late, but here’s my top 5 games of 2025:

troywagner.neocities.org/writing/goty...

“But I am a hater, which is a kind of integrity. It means I am willing to disagree with anyone, even if it is rude.”

It was one of the best things I read this year, in any format, and I am glad it is circulating again.

It is chrisminni

Me rejecting a call: If it’s that important they’ll leave a voicemail.

Me seeing I have a voicemail: I’m not listening to that what the fuck???

I relate to this very hard

My absolute favorite thing about AI powered bullshit is the “AI can make mistakes” disclaimer they always display. Just imagine if anything else people used was like “Hey just a heads up I’m useless!”

It’s here!
store.grampo.co

Yep! It should be ready early next year

Getting everything together for the Issue 5 launch! To make sure there’s ample time to have everything ready, it will be available on the store at approximately 12:00PM EST tomorrow!

Less than a week away!

It can’t.

Frequently Asked Questions

Updated my FAQ with some Rosswood stuff along with a few other things.
troywagner.neocities.org/faq/

It’s for the “pro” tier I think? You should definitely check your billing on their site to be sure!

Troy Wagner On The Internet

Anyway, I’ll be redirecting everything over to my Neocities between now and January.
troywagner.neocities.org

Something I’ve learned this year (that I really should’ve learned sooner), is that you should never be so dependent or attached to a service that you aren’t willing to walk away from the second they inevitably pull something like this.

Troy Wagner On The Internet

Anyway, I’ll be redirecting everything over to my Neocities between now and January. I like it much better there anyway.
troywagner.neocities.org

Linktree just casually let me know that they’re DOUBLING their price? Neat! Bye!

A screenshot of the month for Spotify stock is shown with text above that reads: The boycotts are working! Spotify Technology SA As of October 31, 2025 • 4:10 PM EDT NYQ: SPOT 655.32 USD -50.175 (711%) Mkt Cap At Prev Close All Oct 31 1.53 M 785.00 376.04 134 B

Reports of ICE ads on #Spotify were noted in early October. People began calling for boycotts immediately.

Now, nearly a month later Spotify is seeing major losses.

And we can do ever BETTER. 👏👏👏

#BoycottSpotify

Oh no here comes one now

Watch out for ghosts today

I’m glad I’m not the only one who still gets this in their head at the most random times

My daughter and I stopped dead in our tracks to take a picture of this puddle in the shape of a poop emoji

atlantic article screenshot headline: no one knows how big pumpkins can get sub head: a decade ago, the worlds heaviest pumpkin weighed 2,000 pounds. now the 3,000 pound mark is within sight by yasmin tayag

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

PLEASE NO

When you look at someone’s facebook profile and they have the little avatar thing that does that stupid little wave. I see red every time and I can’t explain why.

Be safe today, no kings people! Piss off the garbage fire government real good!

Be careful in jemfog

Photo with friends :D

Marble Hornets screenshot

“Your college years are for-“
WRONG‼️
My college years are for rediscovering my middle school interests and appreciating them in a new light.

Went to the Marble Hornets tunnel with friends today.

Shoutout @troywagner.bsky.social
Bro is still making bangers to this day🤟